SBW To Join Eels 

Dean Ritchie

1st Aptil 2017

Link: http://rupertmurdochhateseelsnewslimitedconspiraciesnrlcontrolled.com.au

SBW to join Eels due to nearest Mosque being in Auburn. Sonny is moving to Parramatta in hope he bears the virgin birth as told to him by three mysterious wise men bearing smokey spices. Laying on his back with legs spread wide inside the Eels Stockyards change-rooms, Sonny dreams to align at 11.00am with a heavenly prophecy on the 23rd September 2017 when three planets align in the Leo constellation while Jupiter enters the womb of the constellation Virgo giving birth to their anti-christ messiah inside SBW. Meanwhile, with tinny in hand and full esky by his side, Brad Arthur, wearing shorts, thongs, t-shirt, Eels cap and white blockout streaks, is on vigil sitting in a deck chair outside the Parramatta Leagues club munching Smiths chips waiting for SBW to arrive with new born child. More on this shortly.   

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