Sandow's Car Crash. The facts.

Chris was driving, back seat passangers were Danny Wicks, Nathan Peats and Manu Ma'u. Occupying the front passenger seat was Joseph Paulo.

Driving through the industrial area in search of a 44 gallon drum, filled with hydrochloric acid to an unsuspecting Paulo, the car suddenly encounters a roundabout not showing on the cars Sat Nav.

Chris becomes completely disorientated and has to make a decision as he yells "chip and chase?" at the Sat Nav hoping it will correct itself. Wicks, Peats and Ma'u all united, insist he just stays on the accelerator and goes straight ahead, they will give further instructions from there.

Joseph Paulo intervenes telling Chris to "go left, no right, go left and right at the same time, stop, start, go sideways, hold the wheel in one hand"

Before Ma'u has time to grab his flick-knife and lunge at the passenger seat, Paulo quickly reminds them all he is in charge of the directions and will tell BA they deviated from his instructions. "Do you want to stay in first grade! you all saw what happened to Tepai when I told coach he goes straight all the time"

The car crashes.

CCTV footage shows Wicks, Peats and Ma'u fleeing the scene in a northerly direction. Paulo can be seen circling the roundabout for hours. There is no sign of Sandow at this stage, but police are following a lead he maybe hiding out in the glove box.

"Problem is while not changing the overall result in terms of win or lose, the terrible decisions often happen at crucial times, completely changing the momentum during that smaller period of the game. So often, just when a team is fighting their way…"

"I am a big advocate for Brian Smith to have some sort of role within the club, even around the GM role. I wouldn't give him the GM role but maybe an advisor role or something like that. Get a new GM and have Smith with him."

Replies

Premier2018 May 12, 2015 at 2:05pm

E for Effort
Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown May 12, 2015 at 2:14pm

LOLL
1ee May 12, 2015 at 2:15pm

You had me at chip and chase !
Bup May 12, 2015 at 2:22pm

Classic.Completely plausible.
SuperEel 22 May 12, 2015 at 2:23pm

Hilarious.

Again may I remind everyone that this a legal matter, please don't say anything stupid. I'm sure everyone would like to continue to see this site remain online.
The royal OON May 12, 2015 at 2:31pm

Spot on
B&G Fever May 12, 2015 at 2:40pm

Sounds legit
Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown May 12, 2015 at 3:19pm

Bert i wouldnt want to give you the job of getting rid of anything lol, Sulphuric acid is what your use to destroy human bone. teeth or tissue and a whole host of other things, Hydrochloric acid has been the downfall of many amateurs bert.
- Bert de Naturál✌️™ > Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown May 12, 2015 at 3:24pm
  
  I will have to watch Snowtown again. My work is getting sloppy.
- fishbulb > Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown May 12, 2015 at 4:39pm
  
  No way. Hydroflouric is waaay more reactive.