Sack Bernie Gurr!

~ In dedication to the one and only Piggy1 ~

You trolls that live within this site happy now? Not only have you spent the year bringing this great club to its knees but now you've gone ahead and promoted the signing of Bernie Gurr as our new CEO. You should all be ashamed of yourselves for trolling your way against our past leaders and not even giving them an opportunity to fix their mistakes. 

Let Max have his way and now it's going to be nothing but Bernie's way. You so called fans need a reality check now that you've let this incalculably demented half-wit and a decadent foul-smelling molester of small furry animals that Bernie Gurr is, in control.

I'm calling for him to be sacked before he even arrives, before he brings disrepute to this great club that has already been brought to it's knee's by the trolls on this site. You're all a bunch of posers that only band wagon on the club when we're doing well and instead throw those that dedicate themselves to this club to the wolves (Sharp, Boulous) so you can bring in your own gimp in Bernie Gurr.

Well done trolls. Well done.

Now that I've finished insulting you all, how about we have a civil conversation on the direction that the club is taking? I will be ignoring any troll comments or insults.

You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

Votes: 0
Email me when people reply –

Replies

  • Lmao...you are being sarcastic right?
    • Of course not, you trolls need to be put in your place!

  • Hahahahaha great blog, where is that clown?

  • Sack Ricky!
  • Sack Frenchy to hes not upto first grade standard
  • Gold!!!!
    • somewhat tarnished though,  Excellent news though

  • Lol awesome, mark prigram for PM
  • Word is around the Adult Industry and Sydney escort agencies Bernie is known as Bernie Gurrth .
  • Where is Piggy these days? I need a good laugh.
    That was great Maelstrom!
This reply was deleted.

More stuff to read

Anguillidae replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐's discussion Perth Bears team - can they challenge parra
"Not even close. Parra by 30+ if that's the team they trot out!"
1 hour ago
Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐 posted a discussion
     Log In ROUND 1   Perth Bears 2027 best 17: Full signings and squad tracker, rumours, news, updated team list after every signingThe Bears join the NRL in 2027.Zero TackleSTAFF WRITERS | January 10, 2026 - 5:02pm 54715  The Perth Bears are set…
1 hour ago
Angry Eel replied to Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug's discussion Best Season Review 2025
"I thought this was satire but I reckon he's got the whole Galvin thing spot on"
1 hour ago
Mallee57 replied to Johnny Suede's discussion The nine reasons why this is Parramatta’s year
"Certainly should make the finals this year all going well. If Mitchell Moses stays injury free, if the Refs and Bunker are fair and Eels get 50/50 calls, if the NRL doesn't hard nose the Eels because of the Lomax saga then there is NO reason the…"
1 hour ago
More…