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RUMOURS ABOUND BUT WHERE'S THE TRUTH?

Posted by Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" on December 3, 2017 at 5:07pm

Gutherson to Manly, Knights and possibly Sharks.

Jennings to Knights.

Bevan French to Easts, Wests, Norths and Souths.

Taka returning to Titans, or was that Knights.

Hoffman to Titans or Dragons.

Nathan Brown is home sick and returning to Redfern.

Norman to hell or rehab.

Edwards to Knights, Sharks, Rorters

Mau GORNE somewhere

Cameron King to take over from Cameron Smith

Cranky Franky to Sharks.

Kane Evans back flips on contract.

Would the last player to leave please - PLEASE turn off the 1EE "post button"

FKN MORONS posting constant shyt while suffering the worst case of ORF SEEZUN MALADY ever!

Saw it in FB

Dipstick tweeted

Instagram photo of a dead dog

Pandemic of STOOPIDITY!

To top it off Poppa has been suspended for telling it like it is.

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- Nidge December 3, 2017 at 5:16pm
  
  Lol. Comment of the week!
- Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" December 3, 2017 at 5:21pm
  
  Poppa was always in a daze so nights could be good for him Slugg.
- 2agd8rk0gah1u December 3, 2017 at 5:22pm
  
  Can you join him, Slugger ?
- Parramatta Tragic December 3, 2017 at 5:41pm
  
  Pop to the Knights? Where does King Arthur park his Camels?
- Parramatta Tragic December 3, 2017 at 6:12pm
  
  It's possible Slugg that he went for a swim at Cheviot Beach and was taken by the Chinese. My first girlfriend was Chinese. After going on a few dates nervously I blurted out, 'I want a 69.' What a night! She cooked the best King Prawn Cashew I've ever had.
2agd8rk0gah1u December 3, 2017 at 5:21pm

Poppa Backflip never tells it like is is! What about B.A. to the Storm! You forgot that one!
Frankie'White Lives Matter' Fong December 3, 2017 at 5:23pm

I remember when rumours were floating around about Ron being a transgender free spirited hipster who's favourite colour panties were rose red , the free spirited hipster part was wrong but the rest turned out to be 100% correct.
- 2agd8rk0gah1u > Frankie'White Lives Matter' Fong December 3, 2017 at 6:28pm
  
  What about the rumours about Fongy Fudge are they true too?
Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" December 3, 2017 at 5:24pm

Shows how much you know Monts - if 2016 wasn't a Storm for Brad - what is?

Take your meds like a good little boy and go back to bed.
- 2agd8rk0gah1u > Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" December 3, 2017 at 6:27pm
  
  Mushroom please keep off those ‘funny coloured mushrooms’ as they’re obviously not making you see things clearly! We are talking about the other Storm not the weather Storm but the Melbourne Storm!