Rugby League could use a blue and gold rainbow

PRENTICE: Rugby league could really use a blue and gold rainbow

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Rugby league’s preseason is great and I have always loved it.

My mindset right now in my first Roar column of the year is: piss off, cricket and tennis. We leaguies will tolerate you for a month or so, but in the coming year – our season – there are much bigger fish to fry.

For every fan, plenty has happened since the previous year’s grand final, and the anticipation for the coming NRL season never fails to stir and excite me.

Seemingly, everyone’s team is looking bigger, better, faster, stronger, smarter, and so on.

And so it should on the 13th day of January, after an off-season which must have included an influx of exciting new talent, players’ surgery to correct some physical wrongs, and a fitness regime that is unquestionably the ‘best ever’ for the club concerned.

I bumped into an absolutely crazy Parramatta fan a couple of days ago and the preseason excitement was way, way out of control. I was in – of all places – Port Macquarie, but ‘Pirtek’ Pete Doherty’s personal Richter about the new-look Parra read 9.5.

Why? I asked.

“Kieran Foran looks absolutely fantastic,” said Pirtek Pete, the greatest advertisement I’ve ever seen for the blue-and-gold cause.

“And you should see how the Semi-Trailer [Semi Radradra] looks! Never better. I reckon he’ll score 25, maybe 30 tries this year. He looks absolutely awesome.

“We’ll be right up there with the best, no risk. For the mighty Eels, this could be a season to remember.”

Pirtek Pete was absolutely convinced that his beloved Eels are heading for a monumental season, so I asked how he knew they looked so damn good.

“I saw their session on the internet mate,” he said.

“Never looked so quick and slick. They’ll go really well. No risk about it.”

Ah, right. The internet. Of course! But this bloke was in his mid-50s, pushing 60. I looked in his driveway. There was a 4WD there with a bunch of Parramatta stickers adorning the rear window.

So I checked out his man-shed. Yep, this guy was blue and gold from top to toe. Parra-phernalia everywhere I looked.

Thinking about the Parramatta 2016 roster, I surmised: “Geez, season 2016 could be one for Parra to savour forever.”

Sincerely, I would like to see that.

Rugby league got an exciting infusion when the North Queensland Cowboys won last year’s comp with that golden-point thriller. The Cowboys played an exhilarating, never-say-die brand of footy to snare the code’s Holy Grail at Homebush.

That amazing, one-point win triggered the most sumptuous feast for a hungry rugby league community.

Honestly, I am not convinced that 2016 will do the same for Pirtek Pete from Port Macquarie. But this is the preseason and the Eels are looking pretty good. At least on blue and gold paper.

And I would love Brad Arthur’s boys to go the whole hog and do it for the blue and gold faithful for the first time in a beautifully neat 30 years.

Go Parra. Do it for yourselves, do it for your district. And do it for Pirtek Pete Doherty, one of the most ardent supporters I have ever met.

http://www.theroar.com.au/2016/01/13/prentice-rugby-league-could-really-use-a-blue-and-gold-rainbow/

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  • Old Pirtek Petes not much of a fan if hes not on 1EE, Pete are you here mate?

  • I noticed that Badger got his own facebook page and does these vids from THE PARRA CAVE whatever that is...for starters he's a mate of EGJ and, two, he can't sing for shit. Anyone know him?

  • Although Pirtek Pete could be anyone of us, I reckon Pirtek Pete was this "journo's" own fabrication ...
  • I like the article - at least it's positive!

    Thing is, the league really are far better of with a strong Parramatta - 2009 put that question beyond doubt. Remember the crowd at the Bulldogs semi - fecking amazing.

    Our T20 team (The Thunder) are on the up, The Wanderers are back - it would be good for the league if The Eels could continue the feel good atmosphere out west.

    A performing Parramatta guarantees crowds increase, rating increae, merchandise sales increase, media attention increases. Everything that the league craves is a given when the Eels are in the hunt. Even when we have 6 week bursts of form the crowds (home and away) and ratings go through the roof.

    In reality, we are the New York Yankees of the league, the Green bay Packers, The LA Lakers.

    I have no doubt whatsoever that there are more Parramatta Eels supporters in this country than any other team, including Brisbane.

    I'm hoping 2016 is a watershed year for us.

    30 years since our last triumph - it WOULD be a nice fit :))

    • Agree 100% Kramerica. I also believe there are a lot of fans that have a soft spot for the Eels (ie 2nd team). Not many of my mates follow Parra but still like to see them win.
  • Can't agree mate.

    Brisbane are the most popular team in Brisbane, no doubt. But not anywhere else.

    The Eels are the most popular team in Sydney. I believe they would also be the most popular Sydney team in Brisbane, Melbourne, Perth, Auckland, Canberra, the Riverina and pretty much anywhere else where league is followed. Not unlike The Yankees in The States.

    Just have a look at how often we feature on the box. Fox and Nine will confirm that, overall, we draw the best ratings - and that's when our performance is patchy.

    Sydney's where it's at - we're an Olympic City - in comparision Brisbane is little more than a smelly backwater ;)

    Sleeping giant mate :)

  • I know pirtek Pete! Top bloke! Eels thru and thru.
  • In New York recently. In a bar on 49th ordering a drink when the barmaid asked if I was an Aussie. Then if from Sydney and how were her beloved Eels. After a brief outline of the season I got a few free beers.
    • I hope you told her you had a real live Eel mascot in your pocket, ask her would she like to give it a pat, as youve bought it all the way from the Parramatta river she could hardly decline, you dont wanna let opportunities like that pass Keitel, could have been a very patriotic moment for all involved.

    • Another missed opportunity, women tries her best and guy ends up choosing beer instead.
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