HA HA HA HA HA. Who writes these stories. Roosters with not a lot of money to spend. Fox sports, you really do crack me up sometimes.

You can read the whole joke on Fox Sports site if you need to expand your joke repiture.

Why did the Rabbito cross the road. MORE MONEY.

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  • K*nt is so deep in Nick's pocket he'll need a rope to get out. I couldn't believe that crap when I heard that. It's absolutely a diversion till they grab 3-4 premium players off contract at the end of the year.

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