RIP Brissyeel.

It is with a very heavy heart, that I share the tragic news to the 1eyed community of Brissyeels passing. 

At half-time during the Dolphins v Roosters game, he was attended to by paramedics at the ground with the main artery to his penis enlarged and an erection that was described as "problematic"

At full-time while trying to get a selfie with Wayne Bennett to replace BA's picture on his bed-head, he collapsed and couldn't be resuscitated by the defibrillator and insisted on mouth to mouth by Felise Kafusi, which brought him back to life.

He was taken to intensive care but discharged himself so he could watch "The dawn of the Dolphins" on Stan, but it was too much. He was found slumped naked on the floor, early reports are a Micheal Hutchence "situtaion"

De Rock has respectfully asked for privacy at this time and in lieu of flowers, a donation can be made to Coryn's VPN service. 

 

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  • Lol

      • Issues

        • There was no need to unzip Bertie, Wongy just pulled your pants down.

          Personally I thought his response was much cleverer than your attempt at humour.....I would even say poor taste on your attempt to be humerous.

  • What a way to go out rip legend

  • WOW  already at a new level for 2023

  • Cmon mate..You really are being a dick. You spent time typing up that crap? I can think of plenty other words than retard for you....

  • Wasn't a true Eel anyway why are we still talking about this person! 

    • That's a bit harsh Shattered, Brissy was very passionate and no doubt still is even if he is investing in the Dolphins, the man lives in the area and coaches the juniors.

      I think this site wore him down and he got sick of those wanting a slanging match rather than a football discussion. 

      • C'mon, that knob wanted an argument every time he posted, he couldn't handle losing an argument sites way better off without him 

      • In hindsight, you're probably right, Archie. I apologize for me saying he wasn't a true Eel's  fan & you could probably define being "a fan" in many ways, I'm probably not as true a fan myself as I think I am. I've just always never understood how people could just after following a team for so long and say they are so passionate about a club. Then bang just start supporting someone else? I just can't understand it. But like I said I apologise in hindsight as I know there are many ways you can support your team or in this case stop supporting & moving onto another team 

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