A murderer and bank robber dies, and he wakes up in delightful, beautiful surroundings. A man dressed in blue and gold tells him that he will now get everything he loves. Gorgeous young women circle around him and admire him. There is a casino where he can gamble and where he always wins. There are banks he can rob and no police to stop him. Everywhere there is delicious food, delicious wine. Everything he can dream of.
Our newly deceased is also a mad Parramatta supporter and Parra wins every game and every competition.
He is overjoyed, but does not understand how he ended up in heaven after the bad life he led and following Parramatta was a constant curse. The only explanation he can think of is that perhaps he once did something in his life that was good, but he cannot remember what it was?
But two months later, he starts to get bored. The beautiful young women are too stupid to have a sensible conversation with, and they get on his nerves by admiring him all the time. He realizes that there is no pleasure at all in gambling when you are sure you are going to win, or in robbing a bank when there is no risk and you don't need the money and he has nobody to criticise when Parra wins all their games, he cannot abuse the head of football, the coach, the players and even the CEO. Boy! its tough when you cannot find someone to blame.
He calls for the man dressed in, hang on he is now wearing a Bulldogs jersey, and says that this cannot go on like this. "If this has to take forever," he says, "I would rather go to hell."
At this, the man, now in a Rooster's jersey and a Sombrero, begins to laugh with a loud, demonic laugh.
"But didn't you get it yet?" he says. "You are in hell". Good things just don't happen that easily when you cheat to win!.
Please let us know if we have any characters on this site that would be suited to this HELL? or would you prefer to be patient and tolerate things that don't always happen automatically, after all 40 years is not a lifetime !!!!
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