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Player Nicknames

Posted by Randy Handlinger on January 24, 2025 at 10:25pm

I use to be a huge fan of Roy and HG league calls. They always came up with excellent names for players.

Our team lacks nicknames.... and that is a problem that we here at 1ee can actually do something about.

I think "Dylboob" locks itself in.

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Randy Handlinger January 24, 2025 at 10:28pm

I like Junior "Burgers"

and maybe "Gomer" Ryles...especially if he fails
- LB > Randy Handlinger January 25, 2025 at 12:35am
  
  Richard Penisini being Dick Penis writes itself.
  - Randy Handlinger > LB January 25, 2025 at 12:47am
    
    Richard Penisini aka Dick Penis aka Mr Redundant
  - Randy Handlinger > LB January 25, 2025 at 12:50am
    
    While on that track LB,it's not Will Penis-outy, that dick definately goes ini...he Wills it right in there....so maybe "The Penistrator" for him
    - fishbulb > Randy Handlinger January 26, 2025 at 3:42am
      
      Dicky dick
      - Randy Handlinger > fishbulb January 26, 2025 at 4:18pm
        
        What do you call a bikini for your dick?
        
        A Dickini
Randy Handlinger January 25, 2025 at 5:28pm

Transit Lane
Randy Handlinger January 26, 2025 at 3:57pm

I dunno....hands...happy endings...

"Happy Hands
Randy Handlinger January 26, 2025 at 4:42pm

It is SkippyDay. Yay! Got hammered for breakfast, fucked about and am now responding to my own blog...on my own..like a noobtard.
Randy Handlinger January 26, 2025 at 4:44pm

If he gets fat....Offhimgoweigh

If he plays shit...Offhimgoaway

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