Player Nicknames

I use to be a huge fan of Roy and HG league calls. They always came up with excellent names for players.

Our team lacks nicknames.... and that is a problem that we here at 1ee can actually do something about.

I think "Dylboob" locks itself in.

 

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  • I like Junior "Burgers"

    and maybe "Gomer" Ryles...especially if he fails

    • Richard Penisini being Dick Penis writes itself.

      • Richard Penisini aka Dick Penis aka Mr Redundant

         

      • While on that track LB,it's not Will Penis-outy, that dick definately goes ini...he Wills it right in there....so maybe "The Penistrator" for him

        • Dicky dick

          • What do you call a bikini for your dick?

            A Dickini

             

  • Transit Lane

  • I dunno....hands...happy endings...

    "Happy Hands

  • It is SkippyDay. Yay! Got hammered for breakfast, fucked about and am now responding to my own blog...on my own..like a noobtard.

  • If he gets fat....Offhimgoweigh

    If he plays shit...Offhimgoaway

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