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After the Titans upset the Dragons today, and with some help from the football gods, we could quite possibly play Picky's Raiders next week leaving them holding the wooden spoon.

As the table currently stands-

Eels 22pts

Warriors 22pts

Titans 22pts

Raiders 20 pts (play Panthers tomorrow night)

Tigers 20 pts

Panthers 20 pts

Knights 20 pts.

This is what needs to happen by my calculations. (note* many Sunday beers involved)

Panthers beat Raiders (Monday night football) = Panthers 22 pts.

Knights beat Panthers (last round) = Knights 22pts.

Warriors lose to Bulldogs (last round) = Warriors 22pts.

Tigers beat Dragons (last round) = Tigers 22pts.

Titans lose to Cowboys (last round) = Titans 22pts.

PARRAMATTA EELS (22 pts) V CANBERRA RAIDERS (20 pts) A win equals WOODEN SPOON RAIDERS.

What a fitting way that would be to welcome Mr Ricky Stuart back to Parramatta.

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  • Gee that be great if that happen could happen to a nicer  cu#t but I be happy with a win first  so come on Parramatta ,tigers, Panthers ,Knights

  • All those outcomes are pretty likely - I just hope Parra comes good and show Ricky how it's done !

    Would love to hear Ricky's excuse after the game in the presser......

  • Giving that turd the spoon would be absolute gold, and well deserved for the biggest myth in RL.

  • Lol Bert.

    Sounds like you haven't had enough beers champ - its making too much sense!!

    Love your thinking though - cmon Parra lets deliver Pricky his favourite silverware.

    • I think much clearer when I am inebriated, I turn into Rain Man.

  • Love it !!!! Serves him right for almost running a beautiful blonde over :-)
  • Lol Ray Babbitt. Great Film.

    I was thinking you will be more along the lines of Neo if this comes off.

  • If we lose and it's on point difference. What happens then?
    • *Kill JOY ALERT* above ^^^

      Again, with alcohol involved with my very quick calculations.

      For us to get the spoon at a minimum these 3 factors have to happen-

      Titans beat Cowboys

      Warriors beat Bulldogs

      Raiders put 50 pts on us.

  • That would be the best feeling ever and I will be there to witness it.. Haven't been all year to a game due to financial issues and finally can make it to our last game.. So excited for this game
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