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Parra/Eels Puns. Bit of fun for once.

Posted by EelsAgeMe on May 30, 2018 at 5:56pm

The Daily Telegrap are guilty of using a good Parra/Eels pun every now and then. A few weeks back when we won a game (hard to remember I know) we were graced with two punny headlines in the one paper. 

EELation

rEELief at last.

Here are some other favs of my mine that describe our team. Please add yours.

Parralysed 

Parranormal

Parrasites

Parramedic

Parranoid

Parradox

Parradise

Paramatters

Ellderly 

bELLief

EELeven loses!

Let loose ....

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  • Mac5733 May 30, 2018 at 5:57pm
    Parrathetic always comes out after a big loss.
  • Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown May 30, 2018 at 6:12pm

    Parratrooper

    Parraletic

  • The Eeel May 31, 2018 at 2:52pm
    Paralytic....which is what I normally get by half time.
  • Kramerica May 31, 2018 at 2:58pm

    3320951348?profile=original

    • Minto Eel > Kramerica May 31, 2018 at 3:12pm

      "Eels, the Real Deal"

      • Minto Eel > Minto Eel May 31, 2018 at 3:16pm

        Here's one for when Corey Norman is replaced by Jaemon Salmon, the you #6 we signed from Cronulla.
        "Poached salmon revives smoked Eels back from the dead".

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