Parra AGM rolling coverage

*Steve Sharp welcomes our Third Party Sponsors and asks if they're happy with their corporate seating and complimentary meals and drinks packages .* Steve phones Phil Sim in the carpark and requests Phil extract his question to the Third Party sponsors from his minutes . ( room applause's )* meeting comes to a halt whilst a high chair is sourced from the bistro for Henry's Dream* Steve thanks other attendees , holds out his arms and informs anyone that isn't within his arms reach can sponsor a player and find themselves sitting in the VIP section next year . Steve says he'd prefer it be someone not affiliated with the club and uses " Roy Spagnolo " ," Eric Grothe " and " Ray Price " as an example .* 5 minute interval whilst Steve stops laughing .* Frankie Fong asks the lighting be dimmed as Steve's teeth are turning him off the $20 worth of chocolates he won in the chocolate machine .* the lights are mistakenly turned off only to find Frankie sitting backwards on his stool with his Reg Grundys reefed up over his head doing his best Brown Back spider impersonation when they flicked back on .* a bloke who identifys only as Poppa asks a question on behalf of a bloke named Eyeballs , who proceeded to try to ask about a bloke named Drop Bears membership and manages to forget the question before falling asleep .* Steve moves on , asks whether anyone has any objections to the board receiving a pay rise , 23 armed guards suddenly appear around the outside of the seating . Nobody objects .* steve asks the players to join him at the front , Anthony Watmough must've missed the memo . All players are wearing Eels polos however Anthony seems to be wearing what looks to be a Manly one . After sticking a Parra Leagues coaster over the Manly logo Choc takes a seat next to Ray Hadleys ex wife in the " guests of the coaches " area .* SuperEel asks Larissa about metadata collection when visiting Parraeels.com.au , Larissa requests he email her "attention Larissa ."* Ricky asks Larissa about next years hat . Again Larissa requests he email her ' attention Larissa "* Larissa asks herself if she has any idea what she's doing , Larissa asks herself to email herself " attention Larissa " and she'll chase it up personally with herself in the morning .* Steve address's some club upgrades including further upgrades to the famed escalators , Bill Moss requests we move on to more pressing matters .I'm going to grab a drink whilst they battle this one out .

"Point is , he'll hardly be getting Moses money just cause he gets to kick. . We aren't shy to throw a decent paycheque out there and we certainly have some. If we offered that clown that kinda coin , I'm sure we wouldn't have been offering Peasant…"

"He is 35 this year but man he is still playing some good footy. But do you take the risk that father time creeps up right when we get him? Garrick is replacing Nawaqanitawase."

Replies

Yobz May 2, 2016 at 8:49pm

Great stuff! Lol!
Jimmy May 2, 2016 at 8:52pm

Lol gold
Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown May 2, 2016 at 8:53pm

lol
Frank The Tank May 2, 2016 at 8:55pm

Hahaha very funny Wiz. We needed that laugh. LOL
Trini Lopez calling Go Go Gomez May 2, 2016 at 9:03pm

You’re a funny, funny man, Wiz.
macybrown May 2, 2016 at 9:05pm

Hahahahahaha Wiz
...thank goodness you aren't on school holidays anymore!
Monsieur Eel May 2, 2016 at 9:10pm

Just had to log in to LOL!
Fuuuuuui May 2, 2016 at 9:10pm

Hahahaha blog of the year!!!
Kurupt May 2, 2016 at 9:19pm

The high chair got me blahahaha
Goyoueels May 2, 2016 at 9:44pm

I genuinely laughed at all of that. Great light hearted stuff.