*Steve Sharp welcomes our Third Party Sponsors and asks if they're happy with their corporate seating and complimentary meals and drinks packages .* Steve phones Phil Sim in the carpark and requests Phil extract his question to the Third Party sponsors from his minutes . ( room applause's )* meeting comes to a halt whilst a high chair is sourced from the bistro for Henry's Dream* Steve thanks other attendees , holds out his arms and informs anyone that isn't within his arms reach can sponsor a player and find themselves sitting in the VIP section next year . Steve says he'd prefer it be someone not affiliated with the club and uses " Roy Spagnolo " ," Eric Grothe " and " Ray Price " as an example .* 5 minute interval whilst Steve stops laughing .* Frankie Fong asks the lighting be dimmed as Steve's teeth are turning him off the $20 worth of chocolates he won in the chocolate machine .* the lights are mistakenly turned off only to find Frankie sitting backwards on his stool with his Reg Grundys reefed up over his head doing his best Brown Back spider impersonation when they flicked back on .* a bloke who identifys only as Poppa asks a question on behalf of a bloke named Eyeballs , who proceeded to try to ask about a bloke named Drop Bears membership and manages to forget the question before falling asleep .* Steve moves on , asks whether anyone has any objections to the board receiving a pay rise , 23 armed guards suddenly appear around the outside of the seating . Nobody objects .* steve asks the players to join him at the front , Anthony Watmough must've missed the memo . All players are wearing Eels polos however Anthony seems to be wearing what looks to be a Manly one . After sticking a Parra Leagues coaster over the Manly logo Choc takes a seat next to Ray Hadleys ex wife in the " guests of the coaches " area .* SuperEel asks Larissa about metadata collection when visiting Parraeels.com.au , Larissa requests he email her "attention Larissa ."* Ricky asks Larissa about next years hat . Again Larissa requests he email her ' attention Larissa "* Larissa asks herself if she has any idea what she's doing , Larissa asks herself to email herself " attention Larissa " and she'll chase it up personally with herself in the morning .* Steve address's some club upgrades including further upgrades to the famed escalators , Bill Moss requests we move on to more pressing matters .I'm going to grab a drink whilst they battle this one out .

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  • Great stuff! Lol!
  • Lol gold
  • lol

  • Hahaha very funny Wiz. We needed that laugh. LOL

  • You’re a funny, funny man, Wiz.

  • Hahahahahaha Wiz
    ...thank goodness you aren't on school holidays anymore!
  • Just had to log in to LOL!

  • Hahahaha blog of the year!!!
  • The high chair got me blahahaha
  • I genuinely laughed at all of that. Great light hearted stuff.
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