Our Security's Not That Bad

We all heard about the bullying security and police against Manly a few weeks back but the Newcastle security will have questions to answer after a debacle this afternoon left them red-faced. Newcastle Legend Andrew Johns had forgotten his media pass at home but believed the fact he is a club legend he could get past security. Unfortunately for him he walked into the only 2 security guards that have been living under a rock for the past 15 years. When first questioned he replied that his name was Andrew Johns. The security guards didn't believe him. He then replied that there is a grandstand named after him and that he carried the club for 15 years. Still not believing the legend they asked for a member of staff to confirm that it was in fact Andrew Johns. Upon this confirmation they meekly accepted their ignorance and allowed Johns to pass into the media section of the stadium.

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