Mr. Sim
I received your open letter today and would like to thank you for your valuable feedback. I would like to ensure you, that i have taken keen interest in your valid points and i too want what is best for the Parramatta Eagles.
We, the NRL have invested heavily in the Parramatta district because the people in the east deserve a strong healthy football team, but we need Parramatta to abide by the salary cap.
You may think that we are bogey men come to steal your points, but i will let you in on a little secret, I am closet Parramatta Eagles supporter. I felt bad when your team's best goal keeper Jerald Hayne announced his defection to America, he was my favorite player but there was nothing i could do.
So I have personally stamped approval on a contract that will see star quarterback Kane Foran join the Eagles from 2016, also i approved Newcastle Jets star sweeper Scott Beau. There is also a star goal attack contract i still have to sign off yet i have forgotten his name.
As you can see i like to keep my finger on the pulse and i am concerned with your club not keeping up with the times, so i arranged a meeting with your chairman Troy Spagnolo to discuss your clubs future.
I also wish in invest in your terrific website, unfortunately i cannot remember my pin number and i'm a little foggy on my bank balance. I assure as soon as my account falls to amount i can actually count up to i will let you know.
I would like to address the Paulo Paulo suspension situation, it was all a communication failure. When i seen footage of the tackle on Fox sports i was like wow, what a great tackle! so i rang the match review committee said that tackle from Paulo Paulo deserves maximum points.
Any NRL first grade team that fields Daniela Lasalo deserves to be fined 60k on their salary cap.
The future is bright and Eagles will fly high, there is always next year Mr Sim.
Kind regards,
David Smith.
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Bravo! I'm in tears.
Dead ringer for him.
Funny because it's true
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