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Open letter to all gods.

Posted by EelsAgeMe on June 29, 2018 at 9:06pm

Dear God, Alluah, Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Demeter, Athena, Ares, Apollo, Artemis, Buddha, lady Di, Bruce Lee, Gods of war, Godfather 1,2 & 3, and Mr.Godfrey.

Please let us win one more game. Guide us to eternal happiness and wash away all our sins (realists and unicorns). We’re not asking for much ... just a tiny bit of joy. Fuck knows we deserve it more than the cheating bloody Storm. 

Amen

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  • Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" June 29, 2018 at 10:04pm

    AMEN.

  • Pauly Pauly June 29, 2018 at 10:40pm
    Theres only one God mate
  • EelsAgeMe June 29, 2018 at 10:50pm
    Can you have a talk with him pls?
  • EelsAgeMe June 29, 2018 at 10:55pm
    Fuck, in his post match interview Smith said " ... I don't know how we won. The gods must be with us".
    Cheeky bastard must have seen my blog post whilst he was playing! The bastard is that good.
  • The royal OON June 30, 2018 at 1:59am
    Looks like your blog has been answered , we will get the 2 points this week it’s been written and foretold so good stuff EAM
    • EelsAgeMe > The royal OON July 1, 2018 at 9:01am
      How my friend?
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    • nudger June 30, 2018 at 2:47pm

      where`s omg and god damn

      • Eric The 17.78cm Eel > nudger June 30, 2018 at 5:06pm

        Where's Harold? "Our Father who art in heaven, Harold be thy name".

    • EelsAgeMe July 1, 2018 at 6:51am
      Pray to whoever. Including Harold.
      • Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" > EelsAgeMe July 1, 2018 at 7:53am

        Would that be Harold Matthews?

        Could be some talent there to show our lads in FG how to play.

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