NRL GF entertainment idea (Dumb answers only)

I enjoyed Teddy Swims, my wife loves his music and how i know him as she plays it at home. His performance was great. But no entertainment is going to please everyone. So this is an open discussion to put forward your ideas to what should we do before the GF for the 80,000 in attendance.

Perhaps have the referees for the year do a lap of honour while everyone is given a free tomato to throw at them. Do an obstacle course where each team picks their worst player and whoever comes last is deregistered from the NRL. Mascot gladiator arena. Have a bunch of mascots in the middle waiting for their oppenents and on a horse comes Rocky the Roosters with a spear ready to throw. Have a lie detector test and have someone like DCE tell the truth about leaving Manly or Lomax going to R360 or Gus if he met Galvin.

I am nowhere as creative or funny as some here. Please give me your best (dumb and unrealistic) entertainment ideas.

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  • I thought he was excellent, can't be easy with those acoustics, as weird as he is , he definitely can sing 

  • Shannon Noll but dressed as Tina Turner. 

    • Doing proud Mary would be peak.

  • Blackpink im serious 

    Why does nrl gf always have to.be big hairy men with tatts ???

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    • What's wrong with Hairy women?

      • Im no fan of having hairs stuck between my teeth ploppo.  Old ploppo must have some very strange fetishes

        • have a look at the 70s and 80s porn Chiefy, you will find that fetishes were simple in those days.

          Muffin diving was always better than skin diving....lol

          PS That is a published photo of former Miss World Karen Pini (Australian) and is not pornographic. Please delete if you think it is!

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          • Haha. Nice one popo.  Im in ! I was thinking that you were a hairy armpits type of guy

  • I'd prefer it if they just started the game 30 minutes earlier.

    • Origin could do with being on an hour earlier

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