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  GRUNTA - Death of a Salesman February 28, 2016 at 3:51pm

  Barret looking for a new club.
  McFadden pushed aside, hail King Ivan.
  Dylan Walker caught snorting coffee.
  Mitchell Pearce cops weekend detention for six months working for the RSPCA.
  Cronk has two thoughts at the one moment and both his heads explode simultaneously.
  Eels remain undefeated after twelve rounds.
  Ryan Morgan chosen as Titans captain.
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  Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐 February 28, 2016 at 4:00pm

  Sharks to miss the 8 miserably.
  
  Mcfadden & Jason Taylor sacked before year's end.
  
  Wheels to fall off the Bulldogs campaign, with major rallies outside Top Dog's Doner kebab parlor in Beamish Street Campsie, to have Desi & Hopoate pole axed.
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  Glenn Lifetime Eel February 28, 2016 at 4:10pm

  -Mitchell Pearce become spokesman for Fosters and RSPCA.  

  -Pearce banned from playing Bulldogs when their mascot is at the ground.

  -Titans Paasi becomes biggest halfback ever to play the game.

  -Greg Bird arrested for pissing into coppers car when window left open.

  -Greenberg caught covering up Dogs salary cap scandal and interfering with judiciary when Dogs players appear.
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  Monster Eel #38 February 28, 2016 at 4:53pm

  Ricky Stuart arrested and charged for impersonating a human being

  Wil Hopoate gives birth to Hasler's baby-James Graham is fairy godmother

  Poddle that Pearce molested gives birth to Pearce's pups

  Semi beats all time record for 40 tries in season

  Titans become Bears

  Ryan Morgan admits he's useless as tits on a bull
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  Kurupt February 28, 2016 at 5:13pm

  - Eels left edge unstoppable.
  
  - Peter Sterling joins board of directors.
  
  - Eels shorts sponsor = North Korea.
  
  - Michael Jackson and Tupac alive!
  - Biggie also alive, but has diabetes.
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  The royal OON February 28, 2016 at 5:25pm

  Parramatta PREMIERS
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  Trent Lethorn February 28, 2016 at 5:29pm

  Nsw win origin series
  
  Eels win gf
  
  Semi to be top try scorer
  
  Eels to score most points in a season in history
  
  Corey Norman wins dally m & Clive Churchill
  
  Jayden Nikorima rookie of the year
  
  Tigers win wooden spoon easily
  
  Jarryd Hayne signs with Eels for 4 seasons on 3 million
  
  Anthony Watmough retires
  
  Clinton Gutherson buy of the year
  
  Will Hopoate flop of the year
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    GRUNTA - Death of a Salesman > Trent Lethorn February 28, 2016 at 5:33pm

    Now do them again WITHOUT your hand down the front of your undies Trent.
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    est_88 > Trent Lethorn February 28, 2016 at 8:18pm

    I believe in 2001 we got and still hold the most points in a season...
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  Phil Mann February 28, 2016 at 5:32pm

  Peni Terepo entertains children at Westmead Hospital with a faultless juggling performance