Not The Match Day Blog Round 19

Inspired by, but in no way competing with the magnificent Captain Morgan, I present the bog average "Not The Match Day Blog".* Sharp Seen in Meetings With ChiefFollowing the social media success of his own signings teaser, the Eels Maestro secretly entered into negotiations with our own Chief to dominate website chatter. "Don't give them too much mate, just suggest big announcements are about to occur and listen for those clicks to start humming." A beaming Phil Sim was seen nodding quietly in the shadows.* Sandow Go Now? No!It's been confirmed that our flamboyant play maker has asked if he can make his plays in Old Blighty, effective immediately. Apparently the ESL is planning on a new points system, with teams awarded bonus points for attempted shoulder charges. This has placed Mr Sandow in high demand. Expect a bidding war for his services.* Hayne Plane Not In Pocket PainThe Eels have reportedly lined the great one's pockets to the tune of $50K while he enjoys his NFL adventure. Matthew Johns now believes that Kieran Foran will backflip by exercising his "payments to anyone else" clause. This will feature prominently next week on his varied and undeserved media platforms.* OLGR FindingsDing dong the witch is dead.* Tigers Cap Puts Them In A FlapThe cap disaster at the Wests Tigers is reportedly so bad that it represents a "mind blowing freak out man" for club executives. Their woes exceed the much reported Eels problems and have been investigated extensively with a series of feature articles in the Telegraph and SMH and blanket coverage across all platforms. What? Sorry.The NRL are considering how much to fine the embattled club and its NRL Appointed directors. They are also pondering the interest rate to charge when they lend them the money to pay the fine.* Bulldogs Weapon In Heritage Round ExposedThis author has not limited himself to Eels training. After sneaking in to the Canterbury captains run, I can exclusively reveal the defensive strategy to be employed by Hasler. It was a great shock to see the Dogs turning the clock back 30 years with Paul Langmack and Peter Tunks modelling the ice hockey shoulder pads made famous in the Wocka Ryan era. Caught on the back foot, Hasler has been forced to admit that he had to come up with something to stop the Semi trailer.See you all at the game! Go you Eels!

" He was never coming here as soon as they put their hat into the ring it was all over I personally didn't want him at that age he probably wanted a 3 year deal as well we have more than enough middles who are going to be very good in the next few…"

"I don't understand Finny, what makes you think he even wanted to come to Parra, even if we offered overs.
I made the point that the only real leverage we had was Westmead Childrens Hospital, as it turns out the Lady Cilento Childrens Hospital in…"

"Analyst, what makes you think he should have chosen us when he can go to the Premiers and replace the best forward in the world......are you daft and you have the temerity to blame O'Neil.
Exactly tell us where you think O'Neil did wrong?"

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sixtiesboy July 16, 2015 at 11:57pm

Bingo.
Jpav July 17, 2015 at 12:38am

Very good Sixties. Nice work.
- sixtiesboy > Jpav July 17, 2015 at 7:02am
  
  Cheers Jpav.
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- sixtiesboy July 17, 2015 at 7:02am
  
  Just trying to ride on your weekend coat tails mate!
sixtiesboy July 17, 2015 at 7:01am

Hitting on 10k views is a big achievement. This bloke is going places.
1ee July 17, 2015 at 7:10am

Great read and an awesome repcap. Hahaha should be a regular segment. Definitely enough media coverage to write something every week.
- sixtiesboy > 1ee July 17, 2015 at 7:14am
  
  Cheers mate. Some weeks might be gold with material. Such is the world of the Eels in the media.
sixtiesboy July 17, 2015 at 10:04am

I like the chief. He keeps the site bubbling along with his info.
sixtiesboy July 17, 2015 at 4:09pm

Of course it's not unusual for stars to go incognito occasionally.
Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐 July 17, 2015 at 4:29pm

Thanks Gyp much appreciated champion.
Take no notice of that delusional imposter miatch, who is still venting his disappointment for losing the famous Sandow bet.

Cheers again.

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