Not The Match Day Blog

With apologies to Captain Morgan, and without Parody's multimedia skills, I present the latest in the world of the Parramatta Eels.* A Media Star Is BornFollowing his stunning live debut on Monday night, the entertainment world is abuzz with the news that Semi Radradra is to be offered his own nightly talk show. The 90 minute format, tentatively titled "Bula Back At Ya Brother", is rumoured to be chasing its first big guest already. Fui Fui Moi Moi is reportedly keen to discuss his recently released autobiography, "Fui Speaks - When He Feels Like It", and will be reading some of the more explosive excerpts from the book.* Hayne Plane FlypastDuring his recent pilgrimage to our fair land, the Great One graced his old team mates with his presence at the captain's run and then match day at ANZ. Swept up in the euphoria of a victorious dressing room, the Champ was heard to utter the pronoun heard around the world, "WE". Stunned by these words, Nick Politis was last seen sitting in a North-western Sydney congregation wearing a Justin Bieber t-shirt.Inspired by the impact of Hayne on the Eels, coach Daley invited the Hayne Plane to join the Blues inner sanctum. Alas, not even divine intervention could save a NSW team that, to use a technical term, "blew chunks".* Hoppa Contract Contracting?Is it getting smaller? Does John have a finger, sorry a hand, in these negotiations? Will Third Party Anonymouses play a part? All these questions and more will be answered on our daily soap opera, "the Rothfield Mysteries".* Readership Dwindling!Find a Parra story! Quickly! Yes Parramatta fans were shaken to the core when quality journalism revealed that Nathan Hindmarsh and Jarryd Hayne did not see eye to eye. Expect media reports on the implications of this revelation over the coming weeks. Will Foran backflip? Is there a "team harmony during the previous decade" clause in the Foran contract? Let's hope that Matthew Johns can clarify this for us all!* ANZ Stadium Standards in DeclineOnce the domain of Sydney's business and entertainment elite, the corporate boxes at ANZ have recently been playing host to common ruffians. This author bore witness to one such box disrupting spectator senses on Monday night with exclamations about their semis. Facebook pages are already carrying images of the scenes to help identify the miscreants. Disgusting stuff!NOW BRING ON ROUND 19 and the footy.

"Utterly disgraceful performance by the Eels. The whole team has been terrible. They look disjointed, out of sync. Moses has been below average! Pezet is terrible, TDS terrible! Can see why Lomax wanted out. If they play like this it will bottom 4…"

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sixtiesboy July 10, 2015 at 10:31am

This is how I enjoy writing to be truthful. It's just that things around our club are comical enough so I need to balance by writing my usual straightforward stuff.
Yobz July 10, 2015 at 10:34am

All good comedies need somebody to play it straight.
Wile E. Coyote July 10, 2015 at 10:58am

Gold
Your best blog yet
- sixtiesboy > Wile E. Coyote July 10, 2015 at 4:05pm
  
  Cheers Wat E!
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- sixtiesboy July 10, 2015 at 4:00pm
  
  I bow to your normal Match Day blog mate!
sixtiesboy July 10, 2015 at 11:23am

Thanks fellas.
sixtiesboy July 10, 2015 at 11:26am

Was that your image floating around on Facebook? Tisk, risk mate!
Josh July 10, 2015 at 1:18pm

Ha.
sixtiesboy July 10, 2015 at 3:54pm

Cheers Kramer. On your way out of here or returning?
sixtiesboy July 10, 2015 at 4:30pm

Knowing Captain Morgan's quality blog was still a week away, I wanted to script something. Thanks again.

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