Next week when 3P announce Izzy signs with Parra

Presuming this does happen, what I want to know is what are Phil, Matt and the team at Parra First going to do next week to combat this very challenging last minute publicity stunt ? 

That is a serious question which we will leave to them to ponder if they already havent but in the meantime its been too serious around here so lets have some fun with it.

What are your suggestions, here are a few to get started:

  1. organise Paris Hilton to represent them on election day and whilst she is kissing babies, men, woman etc play her home made video on screens near the voting booths with VOTE PARRA FIRST - VOTE PARRA FIRST - VOTE PARRA FIRST - VOTE PARRA FIRST scrolling across the screen just before everyone votes.
  2. release there own home made porno's via various social media - not sure if this will help but it will give them Xposure
  3. come in on their own tank Branson style and fire a shot destroying a massive wooden spoon with 3P written on it

Not a shy one ... Richard Branson

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  • Surely people wouldn't fall for a publicity stunt

  • so the part of its been too serious as of late and lets have some fun was obviously missed...
  • Great stuff Darkie

  • great review Darkie

    • darkie you should be in advertising!!! You would make a motza

  • Exactly, Muttman. Enough is enough! Get rid of 3P, don't let them destroy this once mighty club of ours. I urge all those that are eligible to vote to do so and vote PARRAFIRST. We don't want anymore years like the last three. Look at 3Ps record and vote accordingly!
  • As long as there is no collateral damage as a direct result of the Campaign. Then I am happy.

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    PS- if there is, someone get it on camera.

  • Good job darkie. You've exposed that Phil is/was taking golden tie lessons from Ozzy.
    • lol Too funny.

      By the way XMan, I like you tank idea. As for the other two - I'm wondering if you've been feeling a little lonely of late? What's doing - we keep hearing about this model misses of yours.

  • Exactly Matt, like i said a bit of fun but there is a serious side to it, you can see it coming so be prepared boys.

    Phil, its all good in the hood mate, its all about exposure and no one's better than Paris or a good old home made porno.

    Ok yes you are right I am sick and need help, where is the Doc ?
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