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NewsCorpse GFU

Posted by Prof. Daz on November 20, 2024 at 2:57pm

*** 1Eyedeel has been banned from copy pasting NewsCorpse articles but nobody said we could not emend NewsCorpse articles ***

“I Don’t Know Sh*t about Mitchell Moses so I make it up"

James Hooper On Moses’ Future
James Hooper 

“I don’t think Mitchell Moses will stay at Parramatta given given what a basket case the joint is at the moment.” said Hooper.

In related news, it is being reported by sources speaking on condition of anonymity because they don't exist and it's just me making sh*t up, but James Hooper is rumored to have failed Journalism Ethics Class but that's apparently no barrier to NewsCorpse employment.  

The Method: copy, paste, emend, especially by inserting quotation marks around NewsCorpse "journalists" to properly attribute to them their mix of half baked BS and ripped from fan site "opinions". Add commentary, preferably sarcastic. 

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  • Rabz S November 20, 2024 at 5:09pm

    Be careful now, the human testicle or uncle Vernon might get their panties in a twist and send you a "I'm dobbing on you" letter.

  • Anubis November 20, 2024 at 5:24pm

    13162255688?profile=RESIZE_400xhoops on vacation

    https://storage.ning.com/topology/rest/1.0/file/get/13162255688?profile=RESIZE_400x
    • macybrown > Anubis November 20, 2024 at 6:44pm

      Hahaha

      dead ringer!

      looks like he is upset probs at the vote not going thru! No one listened to him grrrr!!! Haha

       

  • Parra_Greg November 20, 2024 at 5:37pm

    HAHAHA

  • Gaz Nelson November 20, 2024 at 7:58pm

    What a little b1tch James Pooper pants is. So dam needy for attention he'll write anything. 

  • Richard B'Stard November 20, 2024 at 11:35pm

    A bit of a double standard considering all the plaigarism their 'journalists' publish as their own content.

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