YES it's that time where we all make these stupid new years resolutions, that come February, we have ditched.
After careful thoughts over a few red wines,
1- I need to flirt less, im a massive flirt and it gets me in all sorts of trouble.
2- Self discipline in my driving, I freakin get agro with stupid ignorant empty-headed dim-witted idiotic moron drivers
3- Need to learn a new sex position (any idea's), all ideas will be tried and tested...
4- I need to get my betting on Sportsbet under control. BUT the thrill of winning big gets me, had several good wins im hooked now.
5- Reveal finally who I really am? Anyone know who I am, been on here many many years under a different username? Was very well known
ok, lets do it..
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Here's mine:
1 Don't throw midgets off bridges just to see if they float
2 Don't use midgets as bungee cords
3 Drink a lot more booze
4 Don't play with myself in public
5 Don't pick fights with midgets.
There, finished
But, i win more then i lose
Way too sane to be chuck and never has melt downs and abuses anybody, couldn't be chuck i don't recon
wrong Snakey
TTGIR, if you are chuck you must be on some better meds lol?
Chuck loved to lose it, I've never seen those traits in you?
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