New Years resolutions, lets share!

YES it's that time where we all make these stupid new years resolutions, that come February, we have ditched.

After careful thoughts over a few red wines,

1- I need to flirt less, im a massive flirt and it gets me in all sorts of trouble.

2- Self discipline in my driving, I freakin get agro with stupid ignorant empty-headed dim-witted idiotic moron drivers

3- Need to learn a new sex position (any idea's), all ideas will be tried and tested...

4- I need to get my betting on Sportsbet under control. BUT the thrill of winning big gets me, had several good wins im hooked now.

5- Reveal finally who I really am? Anyone know who I am, been on here many many years under a different username? Was very well known

ok, lets do it..

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  • Lmao at #1. I'll keep my girl away from you.
    Here's mine:
    1 Don't throw midgets off bridges just to see if they float
    2 Don't use midgets as bungee cords
    3 Drink a lot more booze
    4 Don't play with myself in public
    5 Don't pick fights with midgets.

    There, finished
  • I also love doing #4
    • Number four is fantastic except when you got itchy balls.
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    • Who am i?
    • Never stop doing #3 slugg
    • Haha like that
      But, i win more then i lose
  • No he's Chuck
    • Way too sane to be chuck and never has melt downs and abuses anybody, couldn't be chuck i don't recon

      • wrong Snakey

        • TTGIR, if you are chuck you must be on some better meds lol?

          Chuck loved to lose it, I've never seen those traits in you?

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