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My Best Mate and Dave and hes twins daughters

Posted by ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER on December 10, 2016 at 11:22am

I went to My Mate place Dave to see how he was going because he broke he leg at work other day

  and when I got there he was sitting down in the lounge room

after a while there talking he said to me can you go upstairs to get my slippers

so I went up there the first thing I see is hes two good looking 21 year old twins daughters sitting in there bed 

I said hello girls your dad sent me to shag you two

Fuck off you liar they said

look I prove it  so  I shouts to dave

BOTH OFF THEM DAVE   AND HE  SAID OF COURSE WHAT THE GOOD OF FUCKING ONE OF THEM

 

that why he my best mate.

 

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  • nudger December 10, 2016 at 11:40am

    lol keep em coming arnie

  • SHIRE.EEL December 10, 2016 at 11:50am
    Who the phk would get there mates slippers - you'd tell him to phk off for a start then slap him for owning a pair. P.s nice joke man goody but an oldy.
  • Glenn Lifetime Eel December 10, 2016 at 11:55am

    You're jokes are getting better Paul. Pity your spelling and gramma doesn't but keep up the good work.

    You'll be back!

    • Enforcer Eel > Glenn Lifetime Eel December 10, 2016 at 2:26pm
      Nuthin wrongs wit hes spilling
  • The Eeel December 10, 2016 at 12:51pm
    a hunchback and a bloke with no legs say goodbye to each other at the local pub before setting off home. The hunchback decides to stumble through the local cemetery as a shortcut. Next minute theres a big puff of smoke and the devil jumps out and says "whats that that thing on your back" The hunchback says thats my hump. So the devil rips it off and disappears. the hunchback straightens up for the first time ever and runs home very happy.The next night at the pub he tells the bloke with no legs all about it and says the devil is a nice bloke after all and that he should go for a look as the devil might give him his legs back. So after a few schooners the bloke with no legs sets off through the cemetery in his wheelchair and sure enough there's a big puff of smoke and the devil jumps out and says to the legless bloke what's that thing on your back. The legless bloke says "Nothing". And the devil says " I know. Have a hump".
  • Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown December 10, 2016 at 1:02pm

    LOL

  • shane December 10, 2016 at 4:36pm

    Good one Paul keep up the good work.

  • Big Dave December 10, 2016 at 7:53pm

    Very good.

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