MORE MAD MONDAY ANIMAL ACTS UNCOVERED

The twitter photo that has brought shame and embarrassment to Joel Monaghan is only the first of many now uncovered by The Ken in a revealing undercover operation conducted this week. The Ken can reveal exclusively to 1Eyed Eel that what has been considered by some as animal cruelty and beastiality by others is actually as common on Mad Monday amongst all NRL teams as wearing a dress. Some Eels fans may be shocked to know that even a Parramatta player has become embroiled in the controversy having had photos taken dressed as a dog named Scooby Doo during this years Mad Monday drinking session at the Royal Oaks Hotel.

WARNING : THE FOLLOWING IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING FOR SOME VIEWERS.

 


These disturbing images have been given to David Gallop (no pun intended) and I have been asked to not reveal the identity of many of the players involved until the NRL has had time to complete their investigation. The images show the masturbation of pigs, horses, cows and even fish and emus. 


" No Animal it seems is spared on Mad Monday but this has to stop" said Gallop when I interviewed him this week.


"Alcohol cannot be used as an excuse and I will be handing our findings on to the RSPCA and other appropriate authorities in due course. The NRL will not tolerate cruelty towards animals in any way shape or form. The only exception to this will be a continuance to allow Canterbury to be such pathetic representatives of Bulldogs in general. I know Bulldogs don't deserve to be abused in such a manner but we are concentrating on getting their supporters to respect human beings first and we will try to progress from there.

What Joel has done is clearly very distasteful for all (with the exception of the Labrador perhaps) but these latest images are far more disturbing in my opinion. How could anyone do that to a horse? " Gallop said.


I'm Ken Crapper



You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

Votes: 0
Email me when people reply –

More stuff to read

Cumberland Eel replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Ryles sets the record straight on DBrown
"I reckon he will either play or he won't. Hope this helps erase the confusion"
27 minutes ago
Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Ryles sets the record straight on DBrown
"Lol"
43 minutes ago
Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Ryles sets the record straight on DBrown
"Lol. Haha"
43 minutes ago
Randy Handlinger replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin's discussion Win the spoon or blood jnrs for next year
"...surely the spoon is off the table....LMFAO. ..just...nope. No spoons off tables till the math rules it out"
45 minutes ago
More…