Matty johns & Paul Kent ( the untold story )

Once upon a time a brother and sister had a sexual relationship with each other . Now the result of this was a set of conjoined twins were born .Matty and Paul . Mum and dad decided to get them seperated but as they were joined at the head and only had one brain between them it was decided to give them half a brain each and adopt them out . Matty was adopted by the johns family and Paul by the Kent family ( pronounced with a u but spelt with an e) .Anyway Matty grew up and had a brother who was very good at footy . Matty tried real hard but could never b as good as his brother so one day he gave it away and said to himself . I fink I mite like to go on da TV so he gave it a go but unfortunately for Matty he wasn't very good at that because his jealousy made him kick people when they were down .Now Paul had a very similar story . He too loved footy and wanted to play but unfortunately he struggled to tie his boot laces up and fell over b4 every game .One day the coach came into the dressing sheds and found Paul writing his name and name and number on the toilet walls . As soon as coach seen this he realised Paul wasn't illiterate and said u should be a journalist . Paul decided this was what he would do but unfortunately just like his brother he wasn't very good at it either as he too had a pent up anger and hate and also liked to lay the boot into people .Many years passed until one day the boys crossed paths . They took one look at each other and instantly new they were brothers as both of them had a scar in the shape of a penis on the side of their head where they had been seperated .They both yelled in excitement and said at the same time ' you've got a penis on your head ' .Everybody laughed and laughed . The endThe moral to the story is Matty and Paul , can u please stop laying the boot into people when they are down cause u just look like dickheads. .

"The whole team was terrible, the attitude, the effort, everything was shocking!! We have had the whole preseason to get this right and we look a bunch of clowns!!
Brisbane will put 60 on us if we play like this next week"

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Raptor 1 June 25, 2015 at 3:00pm

Hahahahaha
Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown June 25, 2015 at 3:09pm

LOL
Mac5733 June 25, 2015 at 3:14pm

NOOICE
craig marsh June 25, 2015 at 3:20pm

Awesome!
Tentonz June 25, 2015 at 3:25pm

Funny as fuck! I love a good tale, you wrote that well Glen.
BiG G June 25, 2015 at 3:37pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I'll pay for this story anyday. Well written
Sakuraba June 25, 2015 at 3:55pm

Very funny
charles wayne June 25, 2015 at 4:05pm

Maybe that ikin d...head is related to them as well.
- Kurupt > charles wayne June 25, 2015 at 4:11pm
  
  Nope he has a smelly brown hole on the side of his head.
Kurupt June 25, 2015 at 4:12pm

Gold and yet more credible than anything they've put out or said.

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