Mannah gone too

Just when you thought it couldn't get worse with Kenny out for 14 weeks, Mannah is likely to be out for a month too. Timmy has been charged with domestic violence by his wife for leaving the toilet seat up. His wife admitted that she did not feel threatened but leaving the toilet seat up was extremely disrespectful to her. And it is not the first time. When they were dating she surprised him with a visit on Valentine's Day and was horrified to find the toilet seat up. Taking it to court so he ends up being suspended is the only way of getting through to him to remember.However there is a bright side. Timmy is expected to plead guilty but has extenuating circumstances. Apparently he was so exhausted after doing all the vacuuming, washing, fixing his wife's hair, giving her a massage while fanning her at the same time, peeling her grapes that he was not thinking straight. Greenberg commented that players must constantly show their partners the outmost respect and there is never any excuses. However as it was Timmy's first offence he is expected to only miss one month.

"HFK, Fair point. Sure, we could. But balancing incoming youth with experience is almost a perennial issue. A constant cycle. It never really goes away. At least not for too long. "

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Frankie savage February 28, 2017 at 9:21pm

Hahahha fck you got me good lol
Ron February 28, 2017 at 9:21pm
Ricardo Bravo February 28, 2017 at 9:48pm

Lolllll
BE STONE COLD February 28, 2017 at 9:48pm

Doesn't sound like Tim, according to some people on here he sits down to pee
Beer Baron February 28, 2017 at 9:54pm

Hahaha love it!! Although I assume that geeenberg needs to do an exhaustive investigation into this and won't have the outcomes until round 12. I also heard that Ricky Stuart has conducted an unprecedented meeting with his players in which 11 of them were singled out via a projector with evidence of their absuive toilet seat habits on display... more to follow
Michael Ericson February 28, 2017 at 9:58pm

haha I reckon if anything Timmys wife beats the shit out of him.
Beer Baron February 28, 2017 at 10:28pm

Nah Timmy just raises his eyebrow and say "whatchu talkin bout Willis"
20eel13 March 1, 2017 at 7:18am

Dv is hardly something that should be joked about
- Ken Stewart > 20eel13 March 1, 2017 at 8:08am
  
  Is isn't the contriburers on 1EE that have made DV something of a joke.
Mitchy March 1, 2017 at 8:27am

I heard Kenny is being made to serve bottled water (plastic) at all games for a month, and to not allow anyone to waste a drop.
In an era of Political Correctness etc. and all the codes adding women games to heighten their 'inclusiveness' nothing will surprise us. I just find the NRL laughable how there has been no news about the betting games of Manly etc. and they quickly allow Foran back into the game after his supposed issues last season, particularly where he was concerned about being away from his kids.