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Make your own luck

Posted by Yobz on August 29, 2014 at 3:30pm
What are you doing to ensure Parra keeps winning the next few games? Do you have a lucky red hanky like Steve Waugh? Do you only hold your beer in your right hand?Personally I can't watch any of the games. If I watch us play, we lose. If I do try to watch, invariably the opposition scores within the first 10 minutes and I have to turn the TV off to ensure a win.Pledge your support for the Eels and nominate what you are going to do to bring luck our way.
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  • Mapik August 29, 2014 at 3:35pm

    I will be tipping against us in the tipping comp. I have tipped us twice this year... Tigers game we were ripped off and Knights at Pirtek. 

    Won't be putting the mock on them again.

  • El patrón MDV August 29, 2014 at 3:55pm

    I never record the game live.

  • DaveZ August 29, 2014 at 5:29pm
    I drive pass belmore curse the shit out of the club and ground as I drive by.
    We always win when I do this.
    Did it yesterday.
    • Yobz > DaveZ August 29, 2014 at 6:44pm
      Do it again. A big win would be nice.
  • My Captain, My Captain BLOGGER August 29, 2014 at 6:05pm
    I drop down turn around. Pick a bale of cotton.
    Then ask the tally man, tally me bannana.
    • Monster Eel #38 > My Captain, My Captain BLOGGER August 30, 2014 at 12:43pm

      Ricky Stuart is a twat

      we all know and we all still laugh

      Ricky Stuart is a twat

      Yes we know and we all still laugh

       hey oooo hey ooooo

      Kick some arse and we'll make the eight!

  • Prof. Daz August 30, 2014 at 9:31am
    Sex with the wifey pre-game. We have a toddler so "pre game" is interpreted as "within 24 hrs". This is a win-win situation and I am forever grateful for a hot and thoughtful partner. True story.
    • Patsy Stone > Prof. Daz August 30, 2014 at 9:36am

      Just out of interest Prof. Daz wouldn't having the team lose after you have had sex with the wife induce a state of Post-coital tristesse ?

  • The Pegsy August 30, 2014 at 9:47am

    Last week I went to the local Buddhist Temple near my house and to give sticky rice and ask the monk to say prayer for the Hayne Plane. He has no idea what I’m talking about but it seemed to work. I am off again today.

  • Frank The Tank August 30, 2014 at 10:25am
    I've been abstaining from sex this year.
    Well at least my wife has and it seems to be working well for eels, but not so well for the old fella.
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