Eels Blogs

"Well, Poppa, I thought I should ask the internet if it was true, that all smurfs are blue. The internet told me there was an episode with a yellow smurf and others with multi-coloured smurfs. Apparently the wife of the creator of the smurfs chose…"

"Joash is nearly my favourite player "

"Well I certainly didn't describe you that way..... but there is an old saying that "if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and goes Quack Quack....it is more than likely a DUCK!"

"I had a problem with that "garment" Wiz..... in those days I couldn't afford any underware but I always wanted to look good from the outside. The womens change rooms were unfortunate but I had to get underware from somewhere!"