Limer-RICKYs

Now there is a break between games, it is time to let the games begin. Everybody loves paying out on Ricky Stuart. The challenge is to write a limerick about Ricky.The format of a limerick is as follows:The limerick packs laughs anatomicalIn space that is quite economical,But the good ones I've seenSo seldom are clean,And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

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  • There once was a lad named Ricky.

    A lively little fellow was our Ricky.

    His last name was Stuart.

    That's right, I said Stuart.

    Oh, and did I mention his first name was Ricky?

  • Oh Ricky a hoax of a man
    Who coached to a five year plan
    He destroyed the eels
    And took to his wheels
    His whole career a total sham
  • Roses r red, voilets r blue. Your fucked ricky, now canberra r too.
  • A fat little pudge named stewart
    Was coaching the eels but blew it
    He fled the scene
    To the green machine
    And the stupid c$nts paid him to do it
    • lol

    • ROFLMFAO

    • Took the time to sign in and LOL!

      nice DS

  • There once was a poor bloke called Ricky Stuart,could it be that he's been hard done by I mean just think through it,he bought some good players,now the EELS are giant slayers,if only his daughter wasn't handicapped and he had to move back to Canberra for her and if he could have been coach this year with all the good new guys and the young guys he blooded and mentored and turned sandows life around and taught hayne everything he knows and and.......Yeh you're right,the blokes a cunt.
    • Literally laughing out loud!
  • There once was a coach named pRicky

    Who didn't take much to get shitty

    He tried coaching the blues

    Excuses he'd use

    And used his daughter for pity.

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