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Due to the heavy demand we've decided to increase production and extend this special until the following Wednesday after Mitchell Moses plays his first game for the Parramatta Eels top 17 NRL squad.
Book me in for the 18'' models thanks Froggy
Youre only 1 inch last time i looked parra Dope.
Mr Snake, we also supply specialised stretching devices. This particular model can stretch from 1" to 18". Conditions Apply. And luckily our range of blue and gold condoms can accommodate all sizes throughout the process.
That would be a serious step down for the snake Froggy.
We also do carry a small range of specialised oversised stretchers. They are ideal for dating donkeys, mules, mares and giraffes. Will stretch sizes of 15" to 42". Do contact our product manager to make an appointment for a size you up adjustment - thicknesses do vary and the experience of comfort and joy is everything to us. Con-ditions do apply. A one session only full money back guarantee applies. We've just checked and there two left in stock. Thank you for your inquiry Mr Snake. We hope we'be been of great help for you today. Do contact us if there is anything else we can do for you.
Randy & Chuck
Sales Division
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Was going to say similar but would have been suspended.
Thanks!
We've received payment, Mr Snake, and your parcel with a special surprise gift is included. Your order has already been collected. Your order number is 666-666-666-666-666-666 - You can track your parcel here via Express Horn-Pussy http://expresshornpussy.tracking.com.au Do contact our call center to give us your feedback. We always welcome our clients sharing their experiences using our quality products and we always encourage helpful suggestions to improve our products and product lines.
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