Just when you think the season could not get any worse

It's been a horror of a season, it all started so well, even Gus Gould was saying we had a team to be reckoned with, we were winning some games and all was sweet. Then the Media and NRL powers that be decided that it was too much for Parra to have a successful season and they proceeded to tear us to pieces. We'd supposedly hit rock bottom, but for me, things just got a lot worse.I decided to console myself with a good dose of rum with some cola in my Parramatta Eels chiller glass. This is very positive... A full pint, with a frozen sleeve of some sort of Gel that keeps your drink cold for an hour or so, with five nips of bundy and topped with the best cola woollies sells.. I poured it in, mixed it and sat in the lounge contemplating how good it was going to be, raised it to my lips and ... The f#*%ken handle broke off, spilling the entire contents into the crutch of my new jeans, as I got up I slipped on the coke and rum mix, cracked my shin on the coffee table and banged my head on the wall, I expected some sympathy from the misses, but she told me it serves me right for drinking to much, I tried to explain I hadn't even had any yet, it was all on my crutch and the floor, but that didn't matter, I must be drunk and need to get my act together and stop being a Richard Cranium ..Hopefully that IS as bad as it gets!! Can't help thinking my Sunday arv chill out drink very much paralleled our season!Time to mix another...

"The PNG national squad always does OK, plus the grassroots are already established. Plus, the entire country loves the game. I'd be more optimistic of PNG fielding a compettiive side over Perth. "

Replies

eels73 July 24, 2016 at 10:17pm

I started reading this and thought what have we done now?? Very funny, thanks for sharing.....enjoy your next drink mate!
Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown July 24, 2016 at 10:19pm

Lol
Parramate July 24, 2016 at 10:22pm

S$%t bloke that was 2016 parra season in one unluckly hope u OK mate funny though
- Richard Jackson > Parramate July 24, 2016 at 10:45pm
  
  Ross I know it's a blow when you not only spill your drink but also bounce from wall to wall causing unsightly discoloration, but try and keep the pain and torment in-house will you. The palpatations I suffered from your misguided title were definitely unneeded! lol.
Ross July 24, 2016 at 10:23pm

Don't knock the rum
Nitram July 24, 2016 at 10:34pm

Lucky you're not a parra player, spilling a drink on yourself would have been back page news.
- sixtiesboy > Nitram July 25, 2016 at 1:01am
  
  To parallel our season, it would also require your fall to be charged with a grade 3 reckless contact.
Big Dave July 24, 2016 at 11:05pm

The title also concerned me. Lol.
Glenn Lifetime Eel July 25, 2016 at 9:51am

I think his misses gave him a grade 4 DUI charge and summarily punished him later on.