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JARRYD HAYNE

Posted by iamnot on August 20, 2009 at 7:43pm

Hey all, my brothers mates sisters girlfriends father thought he saw Jarryd Hayne drinking a coffee in Leichhardt on Tuesday. I hate to say it, but that might mean he is ready to sign up with the Tigers. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news...

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seCtion eiGht August 20, 2009 at 7:45pm

Nah a great source told me that he has already signed on to play darts for England in 2011, then snooker in 2014.
Ace Eel August 20, 2009 at 8:06pm

The only place the tiger fans will see Jarryd Hayne is under THEIR goal posts....watching him scoring tries on the SFS big screen....
Daneel August 20, 2009 at 8:07pm

I heard he was just seeing a man about a dog!! Or was that Mateo???? hmmm
ElDoughan August 20, 2009 at 8:30pm

hahahahahahahaha to miatch
that was a good one lol
Stewie August 20, 2009 at 8:40pm

think he's going to Africa and playing soccer for Kenya instead. Geez, cant an nrl player go to another suburb for coffee other than parra?
- iamnot > Stewie August 20, 2009 at 8:54pm
  
  Ah Stewie, this is all a gee up mate. Just taking thepiss out of all the mindless blogs speculating about Hayne's future!
- husaveli > Stewie August 21, 2009 at 3:21pm
  
  nah nah Real madrid offered him 22o million lma0o0
anthony August 20, 2009 at 9:07pm

hayne is gonna retire hahaha nah mate eel for life like hindy
- Tim > anthony August 20, 2009 at 10:46pm
  
  Inu is moving back to play for the Campbelltown Eagles. Didn't you hear?
Pugger August 20, 2009 at 10:55pm

saw hayne on the footy show a couple of times this year. i think they want him to take over the vacant spot left by matty johns. my sources are good too. heard it from a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend who knoes the footy show janitor.

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