WHERE ARE YOU NO KNOB?Can you hear me? I am very concerned for your welfare, after having had many discussions with you over the last week for you to suddenly disappear like this.What has happened? Have you been kidnapped by Billblogs or what?I urge anyone who may have information that leads to the whereabouts of No Knob to PLEASE let the 1eyed administrators know, we can't let the ultimate Parramatta fan vanish without a trace.Plus, I will throw in a new Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks sticker for the most helpful person who aids in this most important crusade....

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  • id say hes on holidays mate, or he forgot to pay the internet bill
    • Oh... I hope you're right eels4life09, I hope you're right.
  • LOL wtf?
  • Look guys, it's no laughing matter!

    You see noknob, after the incident, attempted to generate money from his notoriety in a number of ways. He formed a band, The Severed Parts, to pay his mounting medical and legal bills, though the band was unsuccessful and failed to generate enough money. In 2005, noknob appeared in the adult film noknob: Uncut, in another attempt to make money. In 2006, he appeared in another adult film, Frankenpenis (also known as noknob's Frankenpenis). In 2007 he appeared on the World Wrestling Federation's Monday Night Raw television program alongside the porn star character Mal Venis who had recently almost had his penis cut off. Not long after, he moved to St Clare where he worked as a bartender, mover, and tow truck operator. He also had a stint serving as a minister at Hill Song Church.

    After his infamous divorce, noknob continued to have run-ins with the law. He was reportedly arrested seven times for offenses ranging from internet forum assault to gross exaggeration. In late 2007, he was convicted of incorrect use of batteries against his former laptop, and sentenced to 15 days reading PCs for Dummies. In September 2008, he was sentenced to five days probation for his role in the theft of mutonchops's brain and ordered to pay $5,000 restitution and serve 100 hours of watching Sesame Street to correct the damage.

    In April 2008, noknob was arrested for sabotaging an entire shipment of Final Cut Pro software from a warehouse in the Frenchs Forest area, however, a Downing Centre Magistrate found him not guilty, due to insufficient (or inadequate) evidence.

    As of late 2009, noknob's infamous spouse lives with her mother and is currently working at the beauty salon Classy-cuts in the Werringon area.

    More to follow...

    P.S. for the sake of the more trigger happy moderators, this, of course is all completely made-up bullshit and in no way reflects the experiences or character of our esteemed forum member noknob!
    • Jeez Bourbs, those wild turkeys must have been going down pretty smooth when you came up with this..

      lol solid effort
      • Well, there's an element of truth to that ;-) BTW, this is a slightly doctored version of what happened to John Wayne Bobbitt - check Wiki - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt.

        Okay, it's pretty lame to pick on noknob for his obviously inadequate (oh puns) username, but how often do you reckon I cop really unthoughtful garbage over mine?? I mean, any time someone disagrees with me (ergo, is incorrect on every level), I cop "Lay off the bourbs" (sic) etc, etc, etc! I'd wager that my little jape at the short-term expense of noknob was rather more thoughtful than that!

        And, deep down, I reckon noknob is smiling - if nothing more for the 15mins it took me to compile the above nonsense - which of course few people will read and even fewer will remember!

        Oh well...
        • Thanks for letting me know what happened to No Knob, Bourbon man. I love it and it certainly made me smile!
    • My finger is hovering over "delete" Bourbon Man! =)

      I actually enjoyed the story and most upset that you consider us trigger happy. Lay off the Makers Mark son! haha
      • ;-) No I don't consider the moderators trigger happy. It's just that in my fictitious story, I mentioned that noknob had committed a criminal act - which of course if I don't underline as parody and in no way true - might give rise to a defamation action.

        I know that might sound a wee bit paranoid, but, well, you know what I do for a gig ;-)
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