I really loved tonights games....heres why.

IT WAS COMEDY GOLD.

You just don't see that sort of shit anymore. A real throwback to the Eels circa 1991.

Some of my favorite rib tickers.

1. 5 minutes to go and we take 2 settlers 20 meters out...GOLD!

2. Moses not bringing a single running inside for 80 minutes on a slippery track....GOLD!

3. Running 1 out and getting smashed for 80 minutes without any thought of plan B.....GOLD!

4. Picking your best Winger / strike weapon (cough cough Fergo) at centre......GOLD!

5. Completing at 5% in second half.....GOLD!

6. Moses actually kicking the Referee and gaining 25m......GOLD

It had them laughing in the Isles. 

Tune in next week when the producer Brad Yuk yuk Arthur extends his show for 2 years due to popular demand.

(apologies to Shaun Lane and David Gower who actually played bluddy well)

 

 

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  • It's pretty sad when David Gower is your best on field

    • And Josh Hoffman 

    • Im a secret Gower fan to be honest. I'd pick him every week.

      • Yeah I'm a fan too but the other blokes should hang their heads in shame

  • The 1991 side while very ordinary, would have done better than this mob of nappy wearing muppets. 

    • Agreed. At least Mick Speechly would have made his tackles.

    • Yeah, this blog is a bit harsh on 1991 side. Id say circa 1995

      • thats prob more accurate. What is tolsen Tollet doing these days?

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