I need to stay off the sauce

I got home last night after taking my daughter to see Mary Poppins the Musical. I avoided seeing the game so I could watch it on Kayo when I got home. Settled in and had a few quiet ones after a long day and then put the game on. I was surprised to see it was on at CommBank and thought I must have got the schedule wrong. Watched until half-time and  turned off digusted - they are doing us just as badly as last time. Logged on to 1EyedEel with dread this morning waiting to see all of the negative post-mortems - JA out, BA out, premiership window is a myth and found to my suprise the 3 - 2- 1 blog praising the team and particularly Lane, Gutho, Moses and Dylbags.

I then realised that a drunken and tired idiot had watched the wrong game! I must say - this doubled or trippled my enjoyment of  a good win!

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  • That's hilarious Jiver 😂. They must of been some strong drinks.

  • Had an argument with my wife earlier in the day so i didn't hold back!

  • Sauce is very bad stuff

  • I know- JA doesn't touch the stuff

  • How was Mary Poppins, Jiver? lol youre a serious trooper being able to sit through that, you deserve a gold medal for that mate.

    Those songs can give even the best man PTSD.

    • Good production. And last night chim chiminee was far preferable to a night with her indoors

    • Chim Chimery Chim Chimery chim chim charoo. I thought my friends were joking when they asked me as their kids are grown. A spoonful full a sugar helps the medicine go now. I recommend crush an aspro in jam for a toothache. 

  • Hahahaah sensational Jiver. 

  • A couple of friends not in to NRL went to see Mary Poppins last week. Tonight there going to see KISS at $300 a ticket. 

    • Keet! any good conspiracies of late? what about RH-negative bloodtype not being of human origin? any thoughts on that?

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