I don’t like Thursdays

There’s a drunk incapacitated driver driving the wrong way up an exit onto a freeway at high speed. I tell myself this is just a dream. I turn to BA next to me (but it’s also not BA you know how dreams are.) He says “the effort was there.” I scream “No!!!” the sound of tyres screeching. Jenko throws a slow lobbing pass from dummy half to Moses inside the oppositions 10 meter line. The ball floats higher. And higher. I wake up sweating, relieved it’s only a dream. I look at the calendar and the real anxiety hits when I see “Tuesday” because it looks so much like “Thursday” because of the “T.”

It’s gonna be a long fucking week.

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  • Wazza take a deep breath fella.....win lose or draw life goes on....you might be a little over invested in the results.

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