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I am the Answer.....This is not a rumour

Posted by PerfectlyEELustrated on October 13, 2010 at 9:28pm
As an ex 1/2 back and at 44 years old I may just be the answer to our halfback woes....I may never have kicked a 40/20 but I am pretty good with the Four and Twentys and my cultural background means good ball skills as I have Russian hands and Roman fingers........And I will pay Parramatta to be the halback, thus easing salary cap pressure as well as adding a player to the roster........And I promise to give Parramatta exactly the quality they haven't paid for.......Yes I am the answer and this is not a RUMOUR.......Gotta go my Doctors are coming.
I have officially offered my services to Parramatta ( especially the Cheerleaders.....Court Case now pending) and MonsterEel has offered to play 5/8, our combined talents could see us emulate such greats as Tullet,Gailbraith and even keefy Blackett and we will show our opposition NO MERCY, WE WILL CRUSH THEM, WE WILL DESTROY THEM, WE WILL Ooh look pretty yellow pills.
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  • 5/8 October 13, 2010 at 9:31pm
    u any relation to sterlo,hayne,cronk?
  • Djl October 13, 2010 at 11:45pm
    I will be the hooker both on the field and off the field. the vegemite gigalow
  • Kurupt October 14, 2010 at 7:23am
    Sorry mate, rumour has it we just signed Alan Langer.
  • ParraPride October 14, 2010 at 10:40am
    lol this is random
  • Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" October 14, 2010 at 11:20am
    I knew it - I bloody knew it all along.

    I was the one who TOLD YOU ALL we had something special happening.

    I TOLD YOU SO.

    In fact I have absolutely no idea what it was I really told you but I always wanted to come on here and say
    I TOLD YOU FIRST.

    What was this blog about ?
    Scuse me but my smoke needs relighting lol
  • EELATION October 14, 2010 at 11:37am
    Ben Kusto???
  • Brett Khan October 14, 2010 at 12:56pm
    Sterlo's only in his 50's maybe we can lure him out of retirement to wear the no. 7 that no one has managed to excel in since he retired. (I don't think he kicked a 40/20 either though)
  • anthony October 14, 2010 at 3:40pm
    bro what your on can i have some please
  • husaveli October 14, 2010 at 8:50pm
    strongly agree parrapride
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