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  • BREAKING NEWS: Eels rush Jarryd Hayne straight into the starting left-centre position, as Jarryd has a demonstrable track record of at least getting a finger onto even the most unwilling of opposition. This will be a change from the Eels' outside backs just letting everyone run by untouched. 

    • ol vagebite he puts a rose in every cheek.  I think he will be too busy getting his truck licence now he has to work in the real world with Manoa T.  Hope his WAG wifey is happy working for the next 40 years too ...

      He pissed all his money up the wall lining the pockets of expensive silks ....he should be enjoyng the property portfolio built up over a good not great NRL career and being wheeled out at every eels event but no he couldnt keep those fingers in his pockets......had to go there with that Newy scrubber dumb fuck

      • can you compensated for any prison time if he is found not guilty?

    • Daz, nice to hear your comments mate. There will be plenty of slow hands in the crowd mate and some good old fashioned finger pointing going on...Hope Jarryd gets set free 

      • Jarryd always seemed to have that midas touch with the ball, so who is to say he could not return to the game and run like a prison escapee? 

        Appreciate the slow clap, Mitchy

  • Even with those two back in, we are Buckley's chance of beating the Roosters. 

    • That usually means we will win. It's the games we should go well in that we don't turn up.

      A more multi personality team does not exist.

    • Usually pretty good at home, I'd still tip the roosters but eels should at least defend better on the edges this week 

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      • True Frankie but I have very little faith in Parra getting anything right at the moment. 

        Bulldogs had a player in the bin and their bench was down to two. If we couldn't get the job done then, how the fuck can they get it done against the Roosters. 

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