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  • He will say Parramatta getting rid of Gutho and RCG and being a basket case led him to drink. It's their fault.

  • In all fairness, Hooper couldn't answer simple questions or follow simple instructions whilst sober either.

    • I see that Hoops has deputised Dean Ritchie to carry on the anti-Parra agenda.

      Has Hooper had his day in court yet

    • LOL

  • Seriously, who gives a fig; he's a journo and while I dont always agree with him, he's paid to comment.

    We all make mistakes - and while I have never been done for DUI, I am just glad no one was hurt, unless I am wrong.

    Personally for me I have not watched the NRL show for ages, more so because Kent was taken off, he was the only one worth it.

  • Hoops got a a$2k fine plus 6 months licence suspension

    • Thanks Eelovution

    • Try 2 years.Β 

      • 360 days x2 = 720days x 24 beers per day = 17280 beers

        Hoops will drink at least 15,000 drinks before he gets his licence back. Woof

  • Sounds like every damn day for sport reporters...I reckon he thought he was at work and had a meeting with his boss

    ....Out of booze after the drive to work, our hero Hoops "attempts to leave", but is so pissed that he just sort of shuffles aboutΒ  babbling bullshitΒ 

    Boss see him and says "you are incoherent",Β  "You smell" like pub carpet and make no sense at all

    Hoops, feeling unfairly rebuked, explains that he was only "unsteady on his feet"" because i was "blind" drunk. Annnd I only "smelt like liquor" because I had drunk "heaps" of alcohol....why are we talking about this again?Β 

    Boss says he is "unable to answer simple questions" .... Hoops replies "You got me".butΒ  I'm an NRL journo, what the fuck do you want want from me

    Boss nods knowingly andΒ  tells him to go finish his column, but Hoops, "unable to follow simple instructions", drives to "Newtown" to work on getting his "blood alcohol concentration" back to its "0.253" baseline

    He absolutely thought it was a fucking Tuesday at the office

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