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Posted by Kurupt on June 26, 2015 at 11:21pm
Hi everybody, I've been a long time reader and have finally built up the courage to take that grandiose leap and become a poster. Have to warn everybody I do have opinions, so hope you take it easy on me.I've been a Parra supporter since 2009 when the late great jored Haynes took us to premiership glory.I like long walks along parramatta river and collecting cigarette butts to make organic lifestyle jewelry.I also collect the mushrooms I find along the banks and invite my friend & his donkey over to enjoy them. Ahh good times.I have no agenda I swear, but we should soooo do a protest march against the clubs board, you know a revolution in order to bring stability.It is the chairmans fault Keyrun Forren is now going to the Canterbury roosters, we need Bill Moses to save us. Save Us Moses!Remember I'm new and only show up when there is drama, so be nice, also my aunties cats brothers acquaintance recently passed away.Stay Strong Stay United Stay Blue and Yellow.
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  • Ham Sammich June 26, 2015 at 11:23pm
    Wasn't it izreel folua who played for us in '09?
    • Kurupt > Ham Sammich June 26, 2015 at 11:28pm
      If you vote me in at the next election in 2020, I promises I'll bring Izreel Folon to the club to play front row forward and captain, no agenda I swears.
  • Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown June 26, 2015 at 11:25pm

    LOL there really are some funny new members turning up.

  • Kurupt June 26, 2015 at 11:43pm
    Do you mean wizzle or bongo
  • Jimmy June 26, 2015 at 11:50pm
    LOL. How accurate is this?
  • Kurupt June 27, 2015 at 12:06am
    Fair go to Marina, don't know if she's a troll yet, but your line is absolute GOLD!
  • Kurupt June 27, 2015 at 12:08am
    A wizzle is something you find on LU or in a urinal.
  • Davo 'RIP feet for hands Toutai' June 27, 2015 at 12:12am
    The best read all week well done kurupt
  • Kurupt June 27, 2015 at 7:20am
    Apparently urine is good for hydrating the skin, you can try it at the home, with one of your girlfriends that have KFC skin.
    • Carloeel > Kurupt June 27, 2015 at 7:43am
      That's a bit funny kurupt , don't hassle marina peeps we need more oestrogen on here to balance out all your cranky testosterone boys
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