Hayne is chanelling Eric Cartman and Gerald Broslowski

I just had to get my daily Hayne fix in the Daily Telegraph and found to my dismay that living in the Gayest City on Earth is starting to affect Jarryd.He is growing the hipster beard and is one step away from plagiarizing Eric Cartman's masterpiece of Christian Rock,Faith +1.Check out these photos to see what I mean.

If that wasn't enough,Jarryd looks like Kyle's dad,driving a hybrid,looking smug and smelling his own farts and saying in an annoying sing song voice things like "Good for yooouu!!!" when he sees another pussy driving a hybrid.When he is complimented he now says "Ta-aaanks!!"

I just hope Jarryd stays away from the deceptively named YMCAs.

Thanks to Jarryd I now know where I can tell god off for being a useless imaginary creation.According to Jarryd ,god speaks to him.Do you think if I Twitter Jarryd,he could pass on a message ? Namely..Dear god,why the f**k are you concerned with a silly sport,when you have more pressing issues at hand,such as clarifying your position on who's version of your life story is correct,why you allows bad things to happen and why the f**k are you ignoring all those billions who are praying to you?According to your PR section you are omnipotent and omniscient,therefor it should be a piece of p*ss for you to do everyone's bidding.

Please pass on the message Jarryd next time you are conversing with your invisible friend.

Thanks,Tom.

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  • LOL I did have a good chuckle reading the article, jarryd cant say a sentence without talking about god these days, its getting a bit over the top, not sure if hes going a bit nutty or what.

  • How long before he starts driving a Prius and enjoying the smell of his own farts.
    There's a lot of SMUG in that city.
  • Tom al bundi Laios, you're entitled to your opinion and so am I.

    That's very disrespectful.

    You don't know Jarryd's heart.

    And you clearly don't know his God or if He is hearing "the prayers of those billions who are praying to Him"!

    I'm one of the billions....and He answers my prayers on a daily basis.

    I look forward to hearing your opinion on a matter that you may have knowledge of.

    God bless'ya Tom.

    • What's disrespectful is preaching belief as fact and causing nausea in your listeners.May Zeus,Krishna and Odin smile down upon you.Ta-aaanks!

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