Hayne included in run on team for the 3rd SOO

Big nose lotza crud has just released the following statement.

Now that the Hayne plane has been released by Fifi soccer, we have rushed the 5/8 straight into the team on the wing. After talking with pricky Stewsarse, we feel the 5/8 is best as a centre so we have put him on the wing. Jarryd was happy to be rushed in the side after he was cleared by the NRL. As a true sportsman is playing for no match payment and was happy to only get 1 TPA for this game from Greenberg Bananas and another from the north Qld housing company, Tee Pees r us, care of  Landrence Landfreeby. worth only $70000,

More to come later, money that is.

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  • Poor teddy!!!!
  • I also heard he had a dream of running at Wentworth park - that dream was put to bed along with the rio dream, so it looks like parra it is !
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