With Jennings being forced to have Maccas while Jarhed Hayne ate at the Bondi Bistro the deal between clubs is now at risk of failure.

Hayne was so keen to have a Bondi Burger that Jennings was left out on a limb. (Actually a chicken leg but that didn't quite fit this load of crap)

Jennings was not all that happy because he likes to BOOM gate every meal.

Roosters and Parramatta had devised a cunning plan to allow a Bistro swap but Jennings just could not break through his barrier and missed the cut.

The downside of all of this is that Hayne will be returning to the 49ers when they start practice later this year and Jennings will have to settle for KFC in the future.

Witnesses have reported Jennings ONLY orders Chicken from Maccas but said, "I much prefer KFC because it allows me to enhance my bank account".

Mods on the site have issued an ultimatum - "All future reports on Hayne / Jennings and the come back of "Bert" Kenny will now be punishable with eating 24 Hungry Jack's Whoppers in 20 seconds."

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  • How old are you -.-?
  • We can't blame age here .....:-)
    • I is getting confoozed Carlo.

      Should I keep the faith and only post Hayne blogs - or should I swap to Jennings?

      This is a dramatic transitional stage for me.

    • hi carlo

  • snake was so happy he passed out bondi cigars

    • God I hate it when ppl put blood n bone on their lawn and I am trying to let the breeze in ....
  • They may have tossed a few Whoppers on there Carlo.

    Smells about the same

  • I do like mature men , not quite Rupert Murdoch mature . But none of this ' leave it to beaver ' shit poppa . No women's weekly homemaking crap . I won't stand for that :-)
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