GUTHERSON ASKED TO FILL IN AS EELS CEO

GUTHERSON IS CONFIDENT OF LIFTING THE PARRAMATTA EELS TO AN ACCEPTABLE DEBT TO REVENUE RATIO BY NEXT WEEK.

Parramatta’s versatile utility Clint Gutherson will be shifting from fullback to the role of Chief Executive Officer this week according to an Eels press release.

“Clint just does such a great job wherever you put him and the club wants a little bit more stability in the boardroom so we thought we’d slot him into the CEO chair for a few weeks,” Eels coach Brad Arthur said.

“He’s only been there for 24 hours and he has already downsized our debt by 43% and grown our fanbase to unprecedented levels – when Bernie Gurr comes back from holiday he may find it hard to displace Gutho.”

Although he has no formal training in running a major sporting organisation, Gutherson says he’s just happy to do what is best for the club.

“Yeah mate I generally take on any role Arthur gives me so I’ve been watching plenty of docos on business and am already most of the way through an MBA I started last night,” Gutherson said this morning.

According to Parramatta executives, Gutherson gave a man of the match presentation in his first official boardroom meeting.

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Longfin Eel June 19, 2017 at 9:10am

It will be Prime Minister next.
Wile E. Coyote June 19, 2017 at 9:39am

It's the hair
If he got a normal haircut he would loose his powers
- ParraForLife > Wile E. Coyote June 19, 2017 at 9:53am
  
  Lmao
Hugo June 19, 2017 at 9:45am

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Sneaky Pete June 19, 2017 at 9:47am

He is more likely to find a major sponsor that the other clowns
ParraForLife June 19, 2017 at 9:53am

Bahaha...... All hail The King
Dave June 19, 2017 at 10:28am

To be fair

Australia hasn't had a good pm since hawke or howard depending on your political leanings
- Wizardssleeves official receipts > Dave June 19, 2017 at 1:31pm
  
  Howard was an excellent PM . Abbott had the potential to be just as good but numpties couldn't see past the dumb Speedo jokes . A bloke is a volunteer fuckig life saver and bush fireman and retard labor and greens voters zero in on his choice of swimwear . Imagine if we body shamed Gillard when she was in her swimwear.
  
  Abbott truely loves this country .
ParraForLife June 19, 2017 at 10:33am

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ParraForLife June 19, 2017 at 10:34am

Send this to Matty Johns lol