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Guru attacked by snot

Posted by TKBK on September 2, 2009 at 3:09pm

This was noted in the Tele today...Eric has apparently come down with the flu. Here is the status update that the Telegraph picked up on...how good is Waking up cause uv stopped breathing and feeling like some prick broke in last night and filled ur sinuses with selleys no more gaps. And yess!!! Massive bonus, someone replaced my tonsils with Swiss balls. Woohoo!! Does snot blow up vacc...um cleaners? Cause I reckon I can fit the nozzle up my nostril and suck it out. If not I'm sure there's other routes............(not that one)

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1Eyed Eel September 2, 2009 at 4:16pm

Wouldn't take too much notice of Guru's facebook statuses. HOWEVER...

Would be interesting to see what would happen if he is out. I would reckon that Ben Smith would shift to the centres for the week and Brod Wright or Jeremy Latimore would come back onto the bench. Jonothan Wright is probably the only other option and I doubt that Anderson would throw him into a game like this, especially up against a centre like Cooper.
- ParraMagic > 1Eyed Eel September 2, 2009 at 4:30pm
  
  Etu Uaisele?
- Tim > 1Eyed Eel September 2, 2009 at 9:09pm
  
  Yeah, Smith at centre and someone else on the bench. Mateo to the starting lineup possibly as well.
- Slaytanic > 1Eyed Eel September 3, 2009 at 9:14am
  
  Yeah, Guru is a massive gibberer on facebook, that could mean anything heh.

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