Great news!

I have recently had an indepth discussion with Brad about how to change our current situation.

Brad has carefully considered our game plan & has come up with a brilliant new plan.

From now on we will be exhausting the opposition by charging at their forwards for the first five tackles & then Mitch will kick deep to their fullback.

Our defenders will stroll down towards him, making sure they remain roughly fifteen metres away & thereby tiring him by causing him to run around them.

Our wingers will stay approximately ten to fifteen metres infield at all times. This will entice the opposing wingers to run around them & eventually exhaust them.

Brad insists after careful evaluation that this will work & then we will front load our attack & finish all over them.

Brad has an extraordinary mind & is obviously a master tactician.

Just quickly on another note I believe some people consider Jake Arthur to be as slow as a ninety nine year old.

I spoke with Jake & my dear ninety nine year old mum to set up a challenge to evaluate these beliefs.

 Mum & Jake raced over 50 metres. Mum was leading for the first twenty metres but then Jake pulled away.

Another theory debunked!

Though my dear mum does have emphysema.

Keep smiling & good health to everyone.

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  • That is great news!

     

  • Geez just when I thought it was all doom and  gloom

  • Great scoop there JB. Let's see whether the boys can execute the Coach's plan.

  • Haha omg..

    BA OUT!

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