Eels Blogs

I have just been informed that I must be seated in the eastern side of the new stadium. That is where all the VIPs will be and there is no one a bigger VIP than me.  Not only is it the VIP area but it is in the Gold Seat area. Which is right and proper for the elite--as Franky Fong once declared, but has gone strangely quiet on that point of late. No worries Franky all the members, VIPs, and the elite will be elevated now they know that the most elite of all, me, will be ruling in the golden seats of the eastern stand. By the way I get a concession because of my eminence. The one thing that bothers me though is that the setting sun will be in my eyes as it goes behind the western stand. But I have the solution in hand. I will take a little mirror with me and reflect the sun into the eyes of all the Manly players and the cheatings refs. Doing my bit as usual for my, not yours, beloved Eels. I had an affair going in the western stand but now I am in the elite eastern stand that has gone to naught. But I intend to flash my mirror across to my heart's desire in the hope she will decipher my message which of course is :-" It`s still the same old story. A fight for love and glory. A case of do or die. The world will always welcome lovers as time goes by." I am sure you will all be pleased that the club has, at least, done one thing right and put me in the Golden Throne--as it were.