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Posted by Wile E. Coyote on March 26, 2015 at 10:52pm
Sh*tting my pants was 'the best thing that could have happened'

Sh*tting my pants was 'the best thing that could have happened'

 By Sportal 
You just can't make this stuff up.

From the files of "You can't make that up": Florida running back Adam Lane was interviewed Wednesday and was asked aboutdefecating in his football pants during last January's Birmingham Bowl against East Carolina. 

To many, this would be the most embarrassing moment in their lives, but Lane isn't thinking like that.

"It was the best thing that could have happened," said the freshman. "It got a lot of attention and just put me in a place where I was out there publicly and people knew who I was. I really didn't get a lot of grief from it. A lot of people were really more focused on how well I did in the game than anything. I feel like it was that way because I embraced it." 

Lane finished the game with 16 carries for 109 yards and a touchdown. The Gators won 28-20 and Lane was named the game's MVP for his efforts. His football efforts, that is. 

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  • Wile E. Coyote March 26, 2015 at 10:56pm

    BTW Sportal also reckon Hopoate has a shoulder injury and is in doubt  - also in doubt apparently  is Takarangi (ankle) IDG and Peats (both concussion)

    So we started with 3 Hookers and after 3 weeks have none.

    If Hopoate and Takarangi are out (I doubt it but for sake of argument) then who comes in? Toutai is out so that leaves Lavaka, Goodall, Crooks and Burretta

    • Bernie Dowling > Wile E. Coyote March 26, 2015 at 11:00pm

      WTF are you doing, Wile E, trolling your own post?

    • Wile E. Coyote > Wile E. Coyote March 27, 2015 at 8:21am
      On second thoughts Lurker has probably got Hopoate mixed up with Tepai
  • Bernie Dowling March 26, 2015 at 10:56pm

    "I embraced it." Whoa, back up Lane, too much info.

  • Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown March 26, 2015 at 10:57pm

    The king of scat.

    • Frank The Tank > Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown March 26, 2015 at 11:15pm

      You gotta eat it to be king.

  • Wile E. Coyote March 26, 2015 at 10:58pm

    Thats why there are no scrums in US football

    looks like he smeared it on his front too - tackle that

  • Wile E. Coyote March 26, 2015 at 11:02pm

    Its a dirty job but some one has to do it - didn't think they were worth a post each

  • Wile E. Coyote March 26, 2015 at 11:03pm

    Maybe he should try shtting himself

  • Kurupt March 27, 2015 at 7:10am
    Someone slip some laxatives into Seffa's gatorade.
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