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Fuck any new signings! Please sign an exorcist!

Posted by EelsAgeMe on June 28, 2018 at 10:00pm

Yes we are a dumb fuck team, with dumb players but god damn ...we are clearly cursed and have been for too long.
Our next signing needs to be an exorcist. We must kill the devil within.
Fuck Blake Austin hire Peter Whiffen:
https://www.nowtolove.com.au/amp/news/real-life/the-real-life-australian-exorcist-10501

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  • Sneaky Pete June 28, 2018 at 10:13pm
    I have been saying that for ages. They are cursed
  • DownSouth June 28, 2018 at 10:19pm
    Who in their right mind would sign with us?
  • Sneaky Pete June 28, 2018 at 10:22pm
    Satan
  • Darren Munro June 28, 2018 at 10:47pm
    We need to find some winners. Players with heart!!
  • wazzamatta June 29, 2018 at 6:09pm
    The league gods are angry. I hate to suggest this, and it’s last resort stuff, but human sacrifice??
    • EelsAgeMe > wazzamatta June 29, 2018 at 8:21pm
      Any suggestions?
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