Flog your Unicorn

Ok I have milked my unicorn dry, he is dead and all I have left is this bucket of dribble.

As it stands;

Dragons are 8th 26 points +27 diff 2 games to go

Manly are 9th 24 points -36 diff 1 game to go

Warriors are 10th 22 points -105 diff 2 games to go

Eels are 11th 22 points -114 diff 2 games to go

The dribble goes like this;

Dragons get thumped this week by the fast Titans backline by 36 points. The following week the "do it for Farah" Tigers trounce them by 42.

Manly lose in a tight contest against Cronulla away by 2 points.

Warriors prove there is no life without their halfback making it 8 loses on the trot with two more loses.

The Eels rise up at home to beat the Sharks by 28 points. They follow this up by sticking it to Sticky with a 36 point pummeling of the Raiders.

End of Round 26 Standings;

Eels are 8th 26 points -50 diff

Dragons are 9th 26 points -51 diff

Manly are 10th 24 points -38 diff

Warriors are 11th 22 points -135 diff

Ding dong the Unicorn is now officially dead, sorry about that, his last words needed to be spoken.

"I'm putting last year down to the new style of attack and defence that had been implemented, as well as relying on Volkman at half. It was a disatorous 1st half without doubt, but I can't see that happening again. We should be much better prepared…"

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Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown August 28, 2015 at 11:54pm

Sticks id suggest you get down the TAB and throw a tenner on it lol, whats the worst that could happen?
Sticks and Stones August 28, 2015 at 11:59pm

Hahah I might actually start believing it could happen if I do that snake
the Eggman August 29, 2015 at 1:58am

Got more chance of a eunuch horn.
Gower Power August 29, 2015 at 2:32am

It's good to see I'm not the only one still holding out for the Eels haha... Even if we don't make the 8, it'll be annoying to see some sh*t team there instead. I would expect either the Dragons or Warriors to get smashed in the first round of the finals. Manly can be a bit of a wild card, but I don't think they have any gas left in the tank...

Either way, I think our Sharks and Raiders games will be awesome to watch. Both those opposition teams play great entertaining footy, with both being afternoon games at Parramatta stadium. Hope to see a good crowd show up for the boys. Go Eels !
Yobz August 29, 2015 at 5:41am

I too was looking at the ladder last night wondering what our best realistic position could be.
Kurupt August 29, 2015 at 7:46am

It's not too late to administer CPR, you need to gently blow into the unicorns mouth, then massage it's heart to the beat of 'Stayin Alive', failing this, switch to 'Party Rock Anthem' and locate the large blow valve situated between the belly and back legs, now blow vigorously.
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- Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown August 29, 2015 at 2:07pm
  
  One would milk a male stud unicorn for its sperm to use in the breeding programme Mack.
Alan Hunt August 29, 2015 at 7:55am

This thread reminds me of my idiot mate who puts 100 bucks on the biggest outsider in the Melbourne cup every year and then goes home disappointed with his arse hanging out of his jeans.
michael picklum August 29, 2015 at 11:15am

Ahhhh, a true believer.
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- Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown August 29, 2015 at 10:00pm
  
  Whats it called where you come from Mack?